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Lighten up. Two funny jokes:
Just got two jokes from a friend.
First: A very successful man and his wife were having dinner at an exclusive yacht club. As they were supping, a svelte and sexy younger woman approached the man, gave him a huge kiss on his bald spot, and said, "I can't wait to meet you tonight, darling!" "Who *was* that?!" demanded the outraged wife. The man was very embarrassed. "Guess I'm busted. OK. That's my mistress. I've been seeing her off and on for about a year now." "Well!" exclaimed the wife, "That does it! I'm going to sleep at my sister's tonight and call a divorce lawyer in the morning!" The man replied, "Well, whatever you like. But check our pre-nup's: a divorce will mean no more European shopping trips. No more Lexus. No more open ended account at the jeweler's. No more winter skiing trips to Switzerland. No more cruising on my corporate yacht." The woman was about to reply when a mutual gentleman friend walked by, (a voluptuous younger woman on his arm). "And who's that with Jack Jones?" asked the wife. "It sure isn't Mrs Jones!" "Well, that's Jack's mistress. He has one too." "Oh," replied the wife. "I think ours is prettier." ********************** Second: The United Nations sent an inspector to Afghanistan to see whether there had been any cultural changes since the fall of the Taliban. The inspector was amazed to see that all of the men were walking ten paces behind the women. "What happened?" asked the inspector. "For thousands of years the women were required to walk ten paces behind the men! Is this the result of western cultural influence?" "No," answered his guide. "Land mines." |
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Lighten up. Two funny jokes:
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Lighten up. Two funny jokes:
I read through your post, but couldn't find the 2 funny
ones.... JR Gould 0738 wrote: Just got two jokes from a friend. First: A very successful man and his wife were having dinner at an exclusive yacht club. As they were supping, a svelte and sexy younger woman approached the man, gave him a huge kiss on his bald spot, and said, "I can't wait to meet you tonight, darling!" "Who *was* that?!" demanded the outraged wife. The man was very embarrassed. "Guess I'm busted. OK. That's my mistress. I've been seeing her off and on for about a year now." "Well!" exclaimed the wife, "That does it! I'm going to sleep at my sister's tonight and call a divorce lawyer in the morning!" The man replied, "Well, whatever you like. But check our pre-nup's: a divorce will mean no more European shopping trips. No more Lexus. No more open ended account at the jeweler's. No more winter skiing trips to Switzerland. No more cruising on my corporate yacht." The woman was about to reply when a mutual gentleman friend walked by, (a voluptuous younger woman on his arm). "And who's that with Jack Jones?" asked the wife. "It sure isn't Mrs Jones!" "Well, that's Jack's mistress. He has one too." "Oh," replied the wife. "I think ours is prettier." ********************** Second: The United Nations sent an inspector to Afghanistan to see whether there had been any cultural changes since the fall of the Taliban. The inspector was amazed to see that all of the men were walking ten paces behind the women. "What happened?" asked the inspector. "For thousands of years the women were required to walk ten paces behind the men! Is this the result of western cultural influence?" "No," answered his guide. "Land mines." -- Remove X to reply -------------------------------------------------------------- Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth "Open the Pod Bay Doors please, Hal" "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.." |
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