(Christopher Robin) wrote in message . com...

I plan to carry an almanac with me from now on...

And I'm going to underline all sorts of passages.

Bring your prayer rug and your turban too... just wrap your turban a
little too tight and start dreaming of those 72 virgins, Osama bin Ali
Hairball Harry.

All Hail BushGod! All Hail Homeland Security (color codes and all!)
All Hail The Patriot Act. Now get in line and goose-step with the rest
of the republicans.

basskisser wrote:

(Christopher Robin) wrote in message . com...

I plan to carry an almanac with me from now on...

And I'm going to underline all sorts of passages.

Bring your prayer rug and your turban too... just wrap your turban a
little too tight and start dreaming of those 72 virgins, Osama bin Ali
Hairball Harry.

All Hail BushGod! All Hail Homeland Security (color codes and all!)
All Hail The Patriot Act. Now get in line and goose-step with the rest
of the republicans.


Yeah, really. We've moving towards fascism at an alarming pace.
The United States of America is becoming what it used to fear.

Oh...and I ordered a New York Times 2004 Almanac. If you're going to
make the Republican dipsticks nervous, you might as well do it with elan.



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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Gould 0738 wrote:

Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.


Ahh, yes...the previous way to safeguard yourself, courtesy of the
dimwits in the Bush Administration.

Forgot about that one...thanks...




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"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick solution
to stop your constant whining.

Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick solution
to stop your constant whining.

Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.



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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your
New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around
your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is
not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick
solution
to stop your constant whining.

Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.




You are....too easy.

Jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your
New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around
your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is
not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick
solution
to stop your constant whining.

Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.




You are....too easy.


That's right, Jim. I am easy. In my younger, single days, virtually any
good looking girl could have fu*ked my brains out without objection on
my part.

"That Harry...he's an easy lay." I got asked out a lot.

Such a rep I had. Fortunately, my father explained the birds and bees to
me when I was about eight, and I was able to avoid pregnancy and STDs.

Too bad you didn't get the same lesson. Your open sores give you away.





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On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:04:14 -0500, Harry Krause wrote:

I have to ask, FLEEGs?

thunder wrote:
On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:04:14 -0500, Harry Krause wrote:

I have to ask, FLEEGs?

Sorry; this is a term I coined in the late 1950s, or early 1960s, or at
least I believe I coined it, because I had not seen it elsewhere prior
to it "emerging," so to speak.

It stands for Flat-Line EEG, or FLEEG. If you have a flat-line EEG, you
are brain-dead.

There are several FLEEGs in this newsgroup. Actually, when I came out
with the phrase, several buddies argued that the plural should have been
FLEEG-UM, instead of FLEEGs.

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