Clams Canino wrote:

72 ?? I thought it was 32 virgins? Inflation? Or are they having to offer
more free pussy to get these morons to blow themselves up.

"Christopher Robin" wrote in message

and start dreaming of those 72 virgins


I doubt there are 72 virgins left in the US of A.
Why would anyone want to be a virgin?

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Clams Canino wrote:

72 ?? I thought it was 32 virgins? Inflation? Or are they having to
offer
more free pussy to get these morons to blow themselves up.

"Christopher Robin" wrote in message

and start dreaming of those 72 virgins


I doubt there are 72 virgins left in the US of A.
Why would anyone want to be a virgin?


Because some people have morals and high standards...something that seemed
to escape you.

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Clams Canino wrote:

72 ?? I thought it was 32 virgins? Inflation? Or are they having to
offer
more free pussy to get these morons to blow themselves up.

"Christopher Robin" wrote in message

and start dreaming of those 72 virgins


I doubt there are 72 virgins left in the US of A.
Why would anyone want to be a virgin?


Because some people have morals and high standards...something that seemed
to escape you.

I wish you were still a virgin Dennis. Unfortunately, I think you've
already procreated. Let's just hope they have as healthy a disdain for
you as the rest of us.

Harry, now I know your joking here. Nobody can pretend to be this stupid.
Nobody





"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Clams Canino wrote:

72 ?? I thought it was 32 virgins? Inflation? Or are they having to
offer
more free pussy to get these morons to blow themselves up.

"Christopher Robin" wrote in message

and start dreaming of those 72 virgins


I doubt there are 72 virgins left in the US of A.
Why would anyone want to be a virgin?

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Tuuk wrote:

Harry, now I know your joking here. Nobody can pretend to be this stupid.
Nobody


Indeed. We know you're not pretending.



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(Christopher Robin) wrote in message . com...

I plan to carry an almanac with me from now on...

And I'm going to underline all sorts of passages.

Bring your prayer rug and your turban too... just wrap your turban a
little too tight and start dreaming of those 72 virgins, Osama bin Ali
Hairball Harry.

All Hail BushGod! All Hail Homeland Security (color codes and all!)
All Hail The Patriot Act. Now get in line and goose-step with the rest
of the republicans.

basskisser wrote:

(Christopher Robin) wrote in message . com...

I plan to carry an almanac with me from now on...

And I'm going to underline all sorts of passages.

Bring your prayer rug and your turban too... just wrap your turban a
little too tight and start dreaming of those 72 virgins, Osama bin Ali
Hairball Harry.

All Hail BushGod! All Hail Homeland Security (color codes and all!)
All Hail The Patriot Act. Now get in line and goose-step with the rest
of the republicans.


Yeah, really. We've moving towards fascism at an alarming pace.
The United States of America is becoming what it used to fear.

Oh...and I ordered a New York Times 2004 Almanac. If you're going to
make the Republican dipsticks nervous, you might as well do it with elan.



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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Gould 0738 wrote:

Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.


Ahh, yes...the previous way to safeguard yourself, courtesy of the
dimwits in the Bush Administration.

Forgot about that one...thanks...




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"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick solution
to stop your constant whining.