I'm afraid of water . . . . .
 

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Well, isn't that ironic? I would have thought a big turd like you would
*love* floating around in the water.

If you're afraid of alligators in the water, the best way to overcome it is to
confront your fears. Fly to Florida, find an alligator infested area, and
plunge right in. As soon as possible please...

And don't forget to pin alot of chicken parts to youself first. It repels
gators....really!
"BREWERPAUL" wrote in message
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If you're afraid of alligators in the water, the best way to overcome it
is to
confront your fears. Fly to Florida, find an alligator infested area, and
plunge right in. As soon as possible please...

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current.

JAM

in article , J. A. M. at wrote on
11/23/04 5:36 PM:

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current.

JAM

LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...

"Keenan Wellar" wrote in message
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in article , J. A. M. at wrote on
11/23/04 5:36 PM:

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving
current.

JAM

LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...


Swim upstream. Hard.

--riverman

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"Keenan Wellar" wrote in message
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in article , J. A. M. at wrote on
11/23/04 5:36 PM:

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving
current.

JAM

LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...


Swim upstream. Hard.

--riverman

LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer.

"R. Tagavin" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:56:32 +0100, "riverman"
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in article , J. A. M. at wrote
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11/23/04 5:36 PM:

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I
do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving
current.

LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...

Swim upstream. Hard.

Never paddle alone. Always bring a friend.
A slow, juicy friend. ;)


ROFL! We ought to make a formally designated spot on rivertrips (sort of
like the DD: Designated Driver) the "SJF". It'd be funnier yet if only a few
people knew what it stood for.
:-D

--riverman

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in article , J. A. M. at wrote on
11/23/04 5:36 PM:


Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?

Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving
current.

JAM

LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...


Swim upstream. Hard.

--riverman


LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer.

Ah, we have a SJF! ;-)

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