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I'm afraid of water . . . . .
I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do?
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Well, isn't that ironic? I would have thought a big turd like you would
*love* floating around in the water. |
If you're afraid of alligators in the water, the best way to overcome it is to
confront your fears. Fly to Florida, find an alligator infested area, and plunge right in. As soon as possible please... |
And don't forget to pin alot of chicken parts to youself first. It repels
gators....really! "BREWERPAUL" wrote in message ... If you're afraid of alligators in the water, the best way to overcome it is to confront your fears. Fly to Florida, find an alligator infested area, and plunge right in. As soon as possible please... |
Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM |
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"Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ho tmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. --riverman |
"riverman" wrote in message ... "Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ho tmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. --riverman LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer. |
"R. Tagavin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:56:32 +0100, "riverman" wrote: "Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ hotmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. Never paddle alone. Always bring a friend. A slow, juicy friend. ;) ROFL! We ought to make a formally designated spot on rivertrips (sort of like the DD: Designated Driver) the "SJF". It'd be funnier yet if only a few people knew what it stood for. :-D --riverman |
Keenan Wellar wrote: "riverman" wrote in message ... "Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ hotmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. --riverman LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer. Ah, we have a SJF! ;-) -- Wilko van den Bergh wilko(a t)dse(d o t)nl Eindhoven The Netherlands Europe ---Look at the possibilities, don't worry about the limitations.--- http://wilko.webzone.ru/ |
"Wilko" wrote in message ... Keenan Wellar wrote: "riverman" wrote in message ... "Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ho tmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. --riverman LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer. Ah, we have a SJF! ;-) Single Jewish Female? 0 for 3! |
One one river trip, we had the Designated Canary - like the ones in mines. It
was the "DC"'s job to lead point on the trail. By picking the largest person to be the DC, you are assurred that everyone else can safely step where ever the DC had without losing footing, etc. Haven't lost a DC yet. --- Blakely LaCroix Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. RBP Clique member # 86. The best adventure is yet to come. |
Keenan Wellar wrote: "Wilko" wrote in message ... Keenan Wellar wrote: "riverman" wrote in message ... "Keenan Wellar" wrote in message news:BDC93BDF.12540%UseAddressOnWebPageProvided@ho tmail.com... in article , J. A. M. at wrote on 11/23/04 5:36 PM: Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I do? Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. JAM LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. --riverman LOL. I'm a lousy swimmer. Ah, we have a SJF! ;-) Single Jewish Female? 0 for 3! Close, but not close enough... :-) Read the thread a litle bit further up: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving current. LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end... Swim upstream. Hard. Never paddle alone. Always bring a friend. A slow, juicy friend. ;) ROFL! We ought to make a formally designated spot on rivertrips (sort of like the DD: Designated Driver) the "SJF". It'd be funnier yet if only a few people knew what it stood for. :-D --riverman ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Wilko van den Bergh wilko(a t)dse(d o t)nl Eindhoven The Netherlands Europe ---Look at the possibilities, don't worry about the limitations.--- http://wilko.webzone.ru/ |
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