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Dr. Dr. Smithers November 4th 04 09:57 PM

Who voted for Bush v Kerry
 
http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
State Average IQ/ Carried in 2004 by
Tested Residents


1 Connecticut 113 Kerry
2 Massachusetts 111 Kerry
3 New Jersey 111 Kerry
4 New York 109 Kerry
5 Rhode Island 107 Kerry
6 Hawaii 106 Kerry
7 Maryland 105 Kerry
8 New Hampshire 105 Kerry
9 Illinois 104 Kerry
10 Delaware 103 Kerry
11 Minnesota 102 Kerry
12 Vermont 102 Kerry
13 Washington 102 Kerry
14 California 101 Kerry
15 Pennsylvania 101 Kerry
16 Maine 100 Kerry
17 Virginia 100 Bush
18 Wisconsin 100 Kerry
19 Colorado 99 Bush
20 Iowa 99 Bush
21 Michigan 99 Kerry
22 Nevada 99 Bush
23 Ohio 99 Bush
24 Oregon 99 Kerry
25 Alaska 98 Bush
26 Florida 98 Bush
27 Missouri 98 Bush
28 Kansas 96 Bush
29 Nebraska 95 Bush
30 Arizona 94 Bush
31 Indiana 94 Bush
32 Tennessee 94 Bush
33 North Carolina 93 Bush
34 West Virginia 93 Bush
35 Arkansas 92 Bush
36 Georgia 92 Bush
37 Kentucky 92 Bush
38 New Mexico 92 Bush
39 North Dakota 92 Bush
40 Texas 92 Bush
41 Alabama 90 Bush
42 Louisiana 90 Bush
43 Montana 90 Bush
44 Oklahoma 90 Bush
45 South Dakota 90 Bush
46 South Carolina 89 Bush
47 Wyoming 89 Bush
48 Idaho 87 Bush
49 Utah 87 Bush
50 Mississippi 85 Bush


The IQ numbers were originally attributed to the book "IQ and the Wealth
of Nations", though they do not appear in the current edition. The tests
and data were administered via the Raven's APT, and the The Test Agency,
one of the UK's leading publishers and distributors of psychometric
tests. This data has been published in the Economist and the St.
Petersburg Times. Though the data does correlate somewhat to IQ of
students per state based on SAT/ACT data, these results would be biased
towards those who had completed a high school education. Someone has
also taken 2000 census data on percentage of state residents who have
earned a college degree and used that to compare the voting in the 2000
election, it's funny, but that seems to correlate as well.




--
George W. Bush...Armed, Dangerous, and Stupid...
Just What the Terrorists Want & America Deserves




John S November 4th 04 10:19 PM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!

Dr. Dr. Smithers November 4th 04 10:22 PM

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!




John S November 4th 04 10:32 PM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!



Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.



Dr. Dr. Smithers November 4th 04 10:47 PM

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think he
might actually be the only one who believes them.




"John S" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!



Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.





Short Wave Sportfishing November 4th 04 11:03 PM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think he
might actually be the only one who believes them.


I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.

Later,

Tom

Dr. Dr. Smithers November 4th 04 11:37 PM

A dog has Canines (fangs on either side) for grabbing and puncturing,
incisors (small teeth in front) for nibbling, premolars for tearing, and
molars for crushing bone" If you notice how a dog will chew on a bone, he
will pull the meat off with his front teeth and then carefully move the bone
back to the rear of his mouth. A dog biting you will grab a hold and shake,
it will cause tearing of the flesh, puncture marks etc.but he is not going
to bite anyone's thumb off. It just will not happen.

The fact that you did not hear the old story or did not understand why the
story could not happen is what Harry was hoping for. What I can not figure
out, is why anyone would go to all the trouble to fabricate such a silly
story.




"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think
he
might actually be the only one who believes them.


I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.

Later,

Tom




JohnH November 4th 04 11:53 PM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think he
might actually be the only one who believes them.




"John S" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!


Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.




All this praise for Harry's latest story is making me want to unfilter
him again. Would it be worth it?

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

JohnH November 4th 04 11:55 PM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:36:13 GMT, wrote:

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:29:29 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

If you want to see the real IQ by state go to:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/stateIQ-income.htm

If you notice Washington DC was next to the lowest IQ in the nation.



Yeah. Bush really screwed up the curve there!

BB


90% of Washington DC voted for Kerry. And Marion Barry is making a
comeback.


John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

Short Wave Sportfishing November 5th 04 12:06 AM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:37:21 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

A dog has Canines (fangs on either side) for grabbing and puncturing,
incisors (small teeth in front) for nibbling, premolars for tearing, and
molars for crushing bone" If you notice how a dog will chew on a bone, he
will pull the meat off with his front teeth and then carefully move the bone
back to the rear of his mouth. A dog biting you will grab a hold and shake,
it will cause tearing of the flesh, puncture marks etc.but he is not going
to bite anyone's thumb off. It just will not happen.


Um.....No?

Canines can tear off digits if they attack straight on and pull.
Their front incisors are perfectly capable of performing that function
in particular if it occurs at or near a joint. I've had a Rottie
dislocate a shoulder in a training scenario - I could easily see a
digit being lost that way. I'm too lazy to perform a Google search,
but it seems that I remember a case in MA about a mastiff taking off
some fingers from a child.

The fact that you did not hear the old story or did not understand why the
story could not happen is what Harry was hoping for. What I can not figure
out, is why anyone would go to all the trouble to fabricate such a silly
story.


Based on a life time's experience with dogs of all types including
large breed guard/attack dogs, I could put some credence to the story
even if I had never actually seen it happen myself. It's not totally
outside the probability curve.

If Harry swiped the story from somewhere, I'm sure he will own up to
it at some point. Harry may be a lot of things, but I don't perceive
him as being dishonorable.

Later,

Tom

"Beware the one legged man in a butt
kicking contest - he is there for a
reason."

Wun Hung Lo - date unknown

Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 12:07 AM

JohnJ,
All you have to do is read the responses to Harry's posts. If you keep him
filtered the only thing you miss is when he makes a snide comment about your
military background or the fact that you are a substitute teacher. If I
were you, I would keep him filtered, you will see the posts where he makes a
fool out of himself.


"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think
he
might actually be the only one who believes them.




"John S" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names
were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each
of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!


Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did
love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.




All this praise for Harry's latest story is making me want to unfilter
him again. Would it be worth it?

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!




Gould 0738 November 5th 04 12:13 AM

If you want to see the real IQ by state go to:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/stateIQ-income.htm


Generally substantiates the "hoax" post!

The top four on the "real" site are blue states in 2004.

Eight of the top ten on the "real' site are blue states.

Ten of the top sixteen are blue states.

Only three blue states in the "bottom 15".

Thanks for the link, very enjoyable. :-)



Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 01:00 AM

Gould,

I am glad you enjoyed the link, but you need to learn how to read the chart.

The states in the individual average IQ are alphabetically, not ranked by
order.
So there can not be a top 10.

So in the top tier 102 - 104 average IQ range there are 16 states in that
range.

Of those 16 states 9 voted for Kerry
7 voted for Bush.

The range for the top 34 states was 4 points
46 states was 7 points
50 states was 10 points

Where the hoax showed a difference of 28 points.

You also missed a very important note at the bottom " The most likely reason
for the lower IQ's in southern states is their significant Black population.
African-Americans consistently test at an average 85 IQ level."






Generally substantiates the "hoax" post!

The top four on the "real" site are blue states in 2004.

Eight of the top ten on the "real' site are blue states.

Ten of the top sixteen are blue states.

Only three blue states in the "bottom 15".

Thanks for the link, very enjoyable. :-)





jps November 5th 04 01:23 AM

In article ,
says...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!


The two of you show what a couple of crackers hanging can bring to a
conversation. Nothing.

It's schmuck, idiots.

jps November 5th 04 01:29 AM

In article c3yid.356440$3l3.304242@attbi_s03, says...
If you want to see the real IQ by state go to:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/stateIQ-income.htm

If you notice Washington DC was next to the lowest IQ in the nation.


Yes, but one point above Bush strongholds South Carolina and
Mississippi.

Gould 0738 November 5th 04 01:35 AM

You also missed a very important note at the bottom " The most likely reason
for the lower IQ's in southern states is their significant Black population.
African-Americans consistently test at an average 85 IQ level."


Creating some concern that the list may have come from a racist source- (or
that it merely reflects the long recognized cultural bias in many IQ tests-
particularly those administered to children). However, I'm not the one who
touted this as the "real" list- merely took advantage of the fact that it was
so represented.

My observations are generally correct, although when you take the alphabetizing
into account perhaps only nine, rather than ten, of the top sixteen were blue
states.
Did you remember that New Hampshire was a blue state this time, not a red one?

As there were certainly fewer blue states than red states in the overall count,
what percentage of blue states vs. percentage of red states were in that top
16? A reasonably dramatic difference, revealed by the "real list".



JimH November 5th 04 01:53 AM


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
You also missed a very important note at the bottom " The most likely
reason
for the lower IQ's in southern states is their significant Black
population.
African-Americans consistently test at an average 85 IQ level."


Creating some concern that the list may have come from a racist source-
(or
that it merely reflects the long recognized cultural bias in many IQ
tests-
particularly those administered to children). However, I'm not the one who
touted this as the "real" list- merely took advantage of the fact that it
was
so represented.

My observations are generally correct, although when you take the
alphabetizing
into account perhaps only nine, rather than ten, of the top sixteen were
blue
states.
Did you remember that New Hampshire was a blue state this time, not a red
one?

As there were certainly fewer blue states than red states in the overall
count,
what percentage of blue states vs. percentage of red states were in that
top
16? A reasonably dramatic difference, revealed by the "real list".



I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.



Gould 0738 November 5th 04 02:14 AM

I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.


That's not what the list is purported to represent. It represents the average
IQ levels in each state. Yes, some very bright people undoubtedly voted for
George Bush, along with some dumb as dirt. Exactly the same thing can be said
for Kerry voters.

The only thing that is interesting is that the list actually does demonstrate a
general tendency for the majority of voters in the states purported to have
higher average IQ's to favor Kerry.

We know, for example, that residents of New Hampshire are shown on the "real
list" as having a higher average IQ than the residents of Mississippi. We can
also measure how the majority of people in that state voted by whether the
electoral votes were given to Bush or Kerry. If the list is correct, and we
know how the electoral votes were allocated, the discussion is not only
possible but at least slightly entertaining.

This doesn't mean that the dumbest person in New Hampshire is still brighter
than the smartest one in Mississippi, or indicate how any individual person in
any state or at any IQ level voted in the election.

Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 02:17 AM

Gould,

I am glad you enjoyed the link, but you need to learn how to read the chart.

The states in the individual average IQ are alphabetically, not ranked by
order.
So there can not be a top 10.

So in the top tier 102 - 104 average IQ range there are 16 states in that
range.

Of those 16 states 9 voted for Kerry
7 voted for Bush.

The range for the top 34 states was 4 points
46 states was 7 points
50 states was 10 points

Where the hoax showed a difference of 28 points.

You also missed a very important note at the bottom " The most likely reason
for the lower IQ's in southern states is their significant Black population.
African-Americans consistently test at an average 85 IQ level."






Generally substantiates the "hoax" post!

The top four on the "real" site are blue states in 2004.

Eight of the top ten on the "real' site are blue states.

Ten of the top sixteen are blue states.

Only three blue states in the "bottom 15".

Thanks for the link, very enjoyable. :-)





Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 02:25 AM

JimH,
They estimated the average IQ by using the SAT and ACT and adjusting the
numbers to approximate the IQ of those who took the test. They then
adjusted that number down 10 pts. to estimate an average.

So while it is all BS, it is interesting BS.


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
You also missed a very important note at the bottom " The most likely
reason
for the lower IQ's in southern states is their significant Black
population.
African-Americans consistently test at an average 85 IQ level."


Creating some concern that the list may have come from a racist source-
(or
that it merely reflects the long recognized cultural bias in many IQ
tests-
particularly those administered to children). However, I'm not the one
who
touted this as the "real" list- merely took advantage of the fact that it
was
so represented.

My observations are generally correct, although when you take the
alphabetizing
into account perhaps only nine, rather than ten, of the top sixteen were
blue
states.
Did you remember that New Hampshire was a blue state this time, not a red
one?

As there were certainly fewer blue states than red states in the overall
count,
what percentage of blue states vs. percentage of red states were in that
top
16? A reasonably dramatic difference, revealed by the "real list".



I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.




Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 02:27 AM

Tell us about the time the dog bite off the burglars thumb Uncle Harry. ; )




"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think
he
might actually be the only one who believes them.


I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.

Later,

Tom


Smythe is a useless little twerp, which is why he resides in my bozo
bon, along with the other non-contributors.

--
George W. Bush...Armed, Dangerous, and Stupid...
Just What the Terrorists Want & America Deserves




JimH November 5th 04 02:31 AM


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.


That's not what the list is purported to represent. It represents the
average
IQ levels in each state.


I realize that. And that is what makes this whole thread funny. Average IQ
for the entire state....something suspect at best.

But let's assume for a minute that the figure, the average IQ for the State,
is accurate. Now lets take an example. Lets say the IQ's equally ranged
from a low of 75 to a high of 125, averaging out at 100. What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting for
Bush. So in a State with an average IQ of 100, and with that State going to
Kerry, it is possible that the average IQ of those Kerry voters is 87...or
it could be 112.. But that is absolutely impossible to determine at this
point in time.


Yes, some very bright people undoubtedly voted for
George Bush, along with some dumb as dirt. Exactly the same thing can be
said
for Kerry voters.

The only thing that is interesting is that the list actually does
demonstrate a
general tendency for the majority of voters in the states purported to
have
higher average IQ's to favor Kerry.


No it absolutely does not. See my earlier comments.

And thus my laughing at this entire thread.

Sorry guys, but think for a minute what you are debating over.



Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 03:08 AM

JimH,
I hope our discussion was enjoyable, and yes it was a pretty stupid
discussion.


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.


That's not what the list is purported to represent. It represents the
average
IQ levels in each state.


I realize that. And that is what makes this whole thread funny. Average
IQ for the entire state....something suspect at best.

But let's assume for a minute that the figure, the average IQ for the
State, is accurate. Now lets take an example. Lets say the IQ's equally
ranged from a low of 75 to a high of 125, averaging out at 100. What
cannot be figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and
those voting for Bush. So in a State with an average IQ of 100, and with
that State going to Kerry, it is possible that the average IQ of those
Kerry voters is 87...or it could be 112.. But that is absolutely
impossible to determine at this point in time.


Yes, some very bright people undoubtedly voted for
George Bush, along with some dumb as dirt. Exactly the same thing can be
said
for Kerry voters.

The only thing that is interesting is that the list actually does
demonstrate a
general tendency for the majority of voters in the states purported to
have
higher average IQ's to favor Kerry.


No it absolutely does not. See my earlier comments.

And thus my laughing at this entire thread.

Sorry guys, but think for a minute what you are debating over.




John S November 5th 04 03:17 AM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:53:51 -0500, JohnH wrote:

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think he
might actually be the only one who believes them.




"John S" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!


Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.




All this praise for Harry's latest story is making me want to unfilter
him again. Would it be worth it?

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!


I don't have him filtered. He gets so off base sometime it makes you laugh.
I would unfilter him just for ****s and grins. Just rember the source when
you read his posts.

John S November 5th 04 03:40 AM

On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 02:27:10 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

Tell us about the time the dog bite off the burglars thumb Uncle Harry. ; )




"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think
he
might actually be the only one who believes them.

I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.

Later,

Tom


Smythe is a useless little twerp, which is why he resides in my bozo
bon, along with the other non-contributors.

--
George W. Bush...Armed, Dangerous, and Stupid...
Just What the Terrorists Want & America Deserves



It was using the circular glass cutter that threw the story for me. It is
extremely difficult to cut a pane of glass from the outside using a glass
cutter and break it out without fracturing the pane. Normally when cutting a
circle, the circle is cut on the outside then pressure is applied from the
inside.

Why not just break the whole pane? If there was an alarm system, they
invariably are set up to protect against glass breakage as well as the door
or window opening.

For example, I have glass break detectors on my windows but they are
connected through contacts that would open the circuit if the window were
opened. Thus if by cutting a hole in the glass (if possible) without
breaking the glass so someone could reach inside to unlatch the window, the
alarm would still go off the instant the frame was opened.

Doors are set up similarly. You could smash out a small section of glass in
the side dressing of the door but the second you opened the door the alarm
would go off.

It just sounded too much like a "Mission Impossible" story of cutting out a
round circle of glass.

Enjoyable tale though. I got a giggle out of it.

Gould 0738 November 5th 04 03:54 AM

What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting for
Bush.


You are right. What *can* be figured out is what the average IQ is in the
states where the majority of voters favored Kerry vs. the average IQ in the
states where the majority of voters favored Bush.

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.



Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 04:00 AM

The story I heard went two ways, the burglar broke a window or the burglar
tried to come in through a doggie door. When the homeowners come home they
see the dog chocking and scratching at this mouth. When they go over the
open the dogs mouth, they see something stuck in his throat. When they
reach in to pull it out is a thumb.


"John S" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 02:27:10 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Tell us about the time the dog bite off the burglars thumb Uncle Harry.
; )




"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie
dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his
back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I
think
he
might actually be the only one who believes them.

I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.

Later,

Tom

Smythe is a useless little twerp, which is why he resides in my bozo
bon, along with the other non-contributors.

--
George W. Bush...Armed, Dangerous, and Stupid...
Just What the Terrorists Want & America Deserves



It was using the circular glass cutter that threw the story for me. It is
extremely difficult to cut a pane of glass from the outside using a glass
cutter and break it out without fracturing the pane. Normally when cutting
a
circle, the circle is cut on the outside then pressure is applied from the
inside.

Why not just break the whole pane? If there was an alarm system, they
invariably are set up to protect against glass breakage as well as the
door
or window opening.

For example, I have glass break detectors on my windows but they are
connected through contacts that would open the circuit if the window were
opened. Thus if by cutting a hole in the glass (if possible) without
breaking the glass so someone could reach inside to unlatch the window,
the
alarm would still go off the instant the frame was opened.

Doors are set up similarly. You could smash out a small section of glass
in
the side dressing of the door but the second you opened the door the alarm
would go off.

It just sounded too much like a "Mission Impossible" story of cutting out
a
round circle of glass.

Enjoyable tale though. I got a giggle out of it.




Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 04:03 AM

Sure it is. Everyone knows only smart people voted for Bush and only dumb
people voted for Kerry.

Wait, damn it all. I voted for Kerry.


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting
for
Bush.


You are right. What *can* be figured out is what the average IQ is in the
states where the majority of voters favored Kerry vs. the average IQ in
the
states where the majority of voters favored Bush.

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all
the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.





John S November 5th 04 04:05 AM

On 05 Nov 2004 03:54:52 GMT, (Gould 0738) wrote:

What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting for
Bush.


You are right. What *can* be figured out is what the average IQ is in the
states where the majority of voters favored Kerry vs. the average IQ in the
states where the majority of voters favored Bush.

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.


Krause started the thread insinuating the people that voted for Bush had a
lower IQ. As you say, there is no proof one way or the other.

Why even start such a stupid thread based on a survey that means absolutely
nothing?

John S November 5th 04 04:15 AM

On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:00:53 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

The story I heard went two ways, the burglar broke a window or the burglar
tried to come in through a doggie door. When the homeowners come home they
see the dog chocking and scratching at this mouth. When they go over the
open the dogs mouth, they see something stuck in his throat. When they
reach in to pull it out is a thumb.


Speaking of doggie doors, one of my engineers has a doggie door to let his
dogs in and out of the house to a fenced in area outside. He forgot to close
the gate on the outside fence.

About 4 AM, his wife woke him up to a real powerful stench. The dog got out,
managed to have a losing encounter with a skunk, came back in and rubbed its
face all over the carpet, sofa, chairs, etc. trying to rub off the spray. He
had to take a day off work to try to clean the furniture and carpeting. Even
with his best efforts, some things are headed for the dump.

Calif Bill November 5th 04 04:18 AM

The part where is states "The IQ’s are calculated from state SAT and ACT
scores, adjusted downward about 10 points to get to average" says the whole
chart is FUBAR! What is the percentage of each state taking the SAT's and
ACT's?

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
I am sitting hear reading this thread and laughing. There is no way to
break down an average IQ number for the group of people in any particular
state who voted for Bush or Kerry. To think you can, and to carry on a
debate about it is nothing short of comical.


That's not what the list is purported to represent. It represents the

average
IQ levels in each state. Yes, some very bright people undoubtedly voted

for
George Bush, along with some dumb as dirt. Exactly the same thing can be

said
for Kerry voters.

The only thing that is interesting is that the list actually does

demonstrate a
general tendency for the majority of voters in the states purported to

have
higher average IQ's to favor Kerry.

We know, for example, that residents of New Hampshire are shown on the

"real
list" as having a higher average IQ than the residents of Mississippi. We

can
also measure how the majority of people in that state voted by whether the
electoral votes were given to Bush or Kerry. If the list is correct, and

we
know how the electoral votes were allocated, the discussion is not only
possible but at least slightly entertaining.

This doesn't mean that the dumbest person in New Hampshire is still

brighter
than the smartest one in Mississippi, or indicate how any individual

person in
any state or at any IQ level voted in the election.




JimH November 5th 04 04:22 AM


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting
for
Bush.


You are right. What *can* be figured out is what the average IQ is in the
states where the majority of voters favored Kerry vs. the average IQ in
the
states where the majority of voters favored Bush.

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all
the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.



Give me a friggin break Chuck. Where did I even elude to that??????



JimH November 5th 04 04:24 AM


"John S" wrote in message
...
On 05 Nov 2004 03:54:52 GMT, (Gould 0738) wrote:

What cannot be
figured out is the average IQ of those voting for Kerry and those voting
for
Bush.


You are right. What *can* be figured out is what the average IQ is in the
states where the majority of voters favored Kerry vs. the average IQ in
the
states where the majority of voters favored Bush.

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all
the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.


Krause started the thread insinuating the people that voted for Bush had a
lower IQ. As you say, there is no proof one way or the other.


Actually Chuck only realized it after I pointed it out to him.....otherwise
he would still be carrying on this silly debate.




Short Wave Sportfishing November 5th 04 11:34 AM

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:15:12 -0500, John S wrote:

On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:00:53 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote:

The story I heard went two ways, the burglar broke a window or the burglar
tried to come in through a doggie door. When the homeowners come home they
see the dog chocking and scratching at this mouth. When they go over the
open the dogs mouth, they see something stuck in his throat. When they
reach in to pull it out is a thumb.


Speaking of doggie doors, one of my engineers has a doggie door to let his
dogs in and out of the house to a fenced in area outside. He forgot to close
the gate on the outside fence.

About 4 AM, his wife woke him up to a real powerful stench. The dog got out,
managed to have a losing encounter with a skunk, came back in and rubbed its
face all over the carpet, sofa, chairs, etc. trying to rub off the spray. He
had to take a day off work to try to clean the furniture and carpeting. Even
with his best efforts, some things are headed for the dump.


EEEEWWWWWWWW...........

Living in the woods like I do, things like this happen from
time-to-time. Over the years we've lost a couple of pieces of
furniture because of Pepe Le Pew.

Feel sorry for the poor dog. That's a shave AND a haircut deal. :)

Later,

Tom

"Beware the one legged man in a butt
kicking contest - he is there for a
reason."

Wun Hung Lo - date unknown


JimH November 5th 04 12:10 PM


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...

I know you want to believe that all the smart people voted Bush, and all
the
dumb voted Kerry, but there is no way to prove or disprove that.



Give me a friggin break Chuck. Where did I even elude to that??????


When you introduced the concept of individual IQ's.

Dr Dr Smith said he had a"real chart" showing the average IQ's per state.
I
observed that according to his "real chart", the four top states with the
highest IQ's and a clear majority of the top third overall
voted for Kerry. Has nothing to do with how smart an individual voter is.


OMG. All I can say is you have lost it and just do not get it.



Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 01:42 PM

I had one and a neighbors cat walked in and tried to screw my cat under our
bed. It is hell to wake up to a horny cat howling away.


"John S" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:00:53 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

The story I heard went two ways, the burglar broke a window or the burglar
tried to come in through a doggie door. When the homeowners come home
they
see the dog chocking and scratching at this mouth. When they go over the
open the dogs mouth, they see something stuck in his throat. When they
reach in to pull it out is a thumb.


Speaking of doggie doors, one of my engineers has a doggie door to let his
dogs in and out of the house to a fenced in area outside. He forgot to
close
the gate on the outside fence.

About 4 AM, his wife woke him up to a real powerful stench. The dog got
out,
managed to have a losing encounter with a skunk, came back in and rubbed
its
face all over the carpet, sofa, chairs, etc. trying to rub off the spray.
He
had to take a day off work to try to clean the furniture and carpeting.
Even
with his best efforts, some things are headed for the dump.




Dr. Dr. Smithers November 5th 04 01:45 PM

I live in the city, but there are still a few very small wooded areas, I am
surprised that we have a fox, rabbits and a skunk living in less than an
acre. They are very adaptable.

\
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:15:12 -0500, John S wrote:

On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:00:53 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

The story I heard went two ways, the burglar broke a window or the
burglar
tried to come in through a doggie door. When the homeowners come home
they
see the dog chocking and scratching at this mouth. When they go over the
open the dogs mouth, they see something stuck in his throat. When they
reach in to pull it out is a thumb.


Speaking of doggie doors, one of my engineers has a doggie door to let his
dogs in and out of the house to a fenced in area outside. He forgot to
close
the gate on the outside fence.

About 4 AM, his wife woke him up to a real powerful stench. The dog got
out,
managed to have a losing encounter with a skunk, came back in and rubbed
its
face all over the carpet, sofa, chairs, etc. trying to rub off the spray.
He
had to take a day off work to try to clean the furniture and carpeting.
Even
with his best efforts, some things are headed for the dump.


EEEEWWWWWWWW...........

Living in the woods like I do, things like this happen from
time-to-time. Over the years we've lost a couple of pieces of
furniture because of Pepe Le Pew.

Feel sorry for the poor dog. That's a shave AND a haircut deal. :)

Later,

Tom

"Beware the one legged man in a butt
kicking contest - he is there for a
reason."

Wun Hung Lo - date unknown




thunder November 5th 04 01:58 PM

On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 13:42:35 +0000, Dr. Dr. Smithers wrote:

I had one and a neighbors cat walked in and tried to screw my cat under
our bed. It is hell to wake up to a horny cat howling away.


LOL, I had a similar experience. Only it was a cat fight, and it was on
my chest. I'm a sound sleeper, but I woke up with a scream and cats
flying. I don't have a doggie door anymore.


Charles November 5th 04 02:27 PM



Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

I had never heard the story before and it certainly was believable to
me.



That's because you are extremely naive about krause.

-- Charlie

P.Fritz November 5th 04 02:30 PM


"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
news:ekyid.569828$8_6.164834@attbi_s04...
Harry always believes if he gives enough detail in the stories, ( ie dogs
name, what color his collar is, did the kids like to crawl up on his back
etc) that his unbelievable stories will become real. Sometimes I think
he might actually be the only one who believes them.


Nope......asslicker will believe every one of them LOL





"John S" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:22:25 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Not only that, but it is an old urban legend that no one with any
intelligence believed the first time around. The only thing is names
were
changed from Gore and Bush to Kerry and Bush.


"John S" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:57:58 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

http://www.sq.4mg.com/IQstates.htm

What a smuck, Harry gets fooled again.


What I think Harry meant was that those with the highest IQ's in each
of
the
States voted for Bush. Otherwise, the post meant absolutely nothing.

You're right, he is a smuck!


Harry isn't scoring any points for intelligent posts today. But I did
love
the dog biting off a finger story. That should make it into the internet
Myth Hall of Fame.








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