But you apparently are.

I finally figured you out, JimH. You're a put-on. It's been obvious for a
while, but since you began using it as your email address you have revealed the
essence of the canard:

Everytime somebody makes a snide remark, you jump in to reinforce it. All this
time I thought it was a personality defect, but it turns out to be a game
played by a guy with the email address "me2@......"

Nicely done.