http://chak.org/pages/onion/bush_nightmare.html

You do realize that the Onion is a satirical paper produced in Berkeley,
Ca. (and has been since, , do you not? If not, I suggest that you reread
the articles with that in mind. Look at the front page and you may notice
Kerry arresting Bin Laden, and the "Nations' Wildlife Fleeing to Canada."
--Rick

The Onion is produced in Madison Wisconsin, not Berkeley California.
It is a satirical newspaper, you're right there. http://theonion.com