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NEWS RELEASE
HEADQUARTERS UNITED STATES CENTRAL COMMAND
7115 South Boundary Boulevard
MacDill AFB, Fla. 33621-5101
Phone: (813) 827-5894; FAX: (813) 827-2211; DSN 651-5894

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December 7, 2004
Release Number: 04-12-14


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


1ST INFANTRY DIVISION SOLDIERS DISCOVER TRUCK LOADS OF MUNITIONS

Uh oh. I can see it now. Bush on television tonight:

"Mah fellow Americals....ya know...the word "mass" can mean a whole lotta
things. Like what people goes to at church, but that's not what I'm talkin'
about, folks. I'm talkin' mass destruction. Not destroying mass, cuz I think
my physicals teacher said that's impossible. You can only turn it into
sumthin else, like when momma makes cookies. Ya don't destroy the chocolate
chips....just change 'em a little. Anyway...I'm talkin' about how our troops
just found all these weapons. And even if they only killed a dozen or so
folks at a time, that's still more mass destroying than just..like...ya
know....one bullet fired at one person. So, I think we found them WMDs."