"Don White" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today.....

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:36:42 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today....

Planning on getting your way or a massacre? :)

Later,

Tom

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:1102435809.8b3289b69d2f9c56e791ee4cc11fae97@t eranews...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:36:42 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick
of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my
mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today....


Planning on getting your way or a massacre? :)

Later,

Tom



When I lived in Albany, some fool hijacked a Fairchild-Hiller propjet
and ordered the crew to fly him to Long Island. I fotgot the outcome,
but I do recall no one was injured.

Now, that's an obvious case of some putz who just wanted a free ride. The
penalty should involve being clamped in a pillory and having rotten produce
hurled at the perpetrator. :-)

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 14:28:47 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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NEWS RELEASE
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December 7, 2004
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Uh oh. I can see it now. Bush on television tonight:

"Mah fellow Americals....ya know...the word "mass" can mean a whole lotta
things. Like what people goes to at church, but that's not what I'm
talkin'
about, folks. I'm talkin' mass destruction. Not destroying mass, cuz I
think
my physicals teacher said that's impossible. You can only turn it into
sumthin else, like when momma makes cookies. Ya don't destroy the
chocolate
chips....just change 'em a little. Anyway...I'm talkin' about how our
troops
just found all these weapons. And even if they only killed a dozen or so
folks at a time, that's still more mass destroying than just..like...ya
know....one bullet fired at one person. So, I think we found them WMDs."


Wow. A little good news *does* tend to **** y'all off, doesn't it?

I agree it's good news. But, if I don't get my weekly dose of your
president's inane remarks, I get depressed. You know he's got to make hay
out of this one, right?