"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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He wants to sink all of them !



bull****. Kerry is an avid sail boater.

Sailboats aren't boats. They're somewhere down the list by jet skis.

NOYB wrote:
Sailboats aren't boats.

Just because you're too dumb to learn to sail, that doesn't change the
nature of the boats.

DSK

jps wrote in message . ..
In article , gould0738
@aol.com says...
bull****. Kerry is an avid sail boater.
Oh well, I'll vote for him anyway.

Oh, I thought he was an avid duck hunter.

And just before that I thought he was an avid deer hunter.

And I saw him recently delivering a speech in a CARHARTT jacket,
so he must be a regular guy, right?


Let me see if I've got this right. There's no way any one guy can enjoy
sailing, duck hunting, and deer hunting? ???

Seems like a really weird supposition.

Only if he's a Republican. Narrow minds can't comprehend how a democrat
could enjoy those pursuits. "Killin' things" is the exclusive domain of
conservatives.

Although it's not my sentiment, among the funniest bumper stickers I've
ever seen was...

I Love Animals
They're Real Tasty!

jps

Just in case noboby knows, the guy who started this thread put 1,040
posts similar to this in NGs all over the internet in about 4 days.

In article ,
(Gould 0738) wrote:

bull****. Kerry is an avid sail boater.
Oh well, I'll vote for him anyway.

Oh, I thought he was an avid duck hunter.

And just before that I thought he was an avid deer hunter.

And I saw him recently delivering a speech in a CARHARTT jacket,
so he must be a regular guy, right?


Let me see if I've got this right. There's no way any one guy can enjoy
sailing, duck hunting, and deer hunting? ???

Seems like a really weird supposition.

I am sure after he is done campaigning he will have
more time to pursue all of these recreational hunting
and boating activities for which he is so avid.

I am sure he is just like my friends that are avid
sailors, out sailing most every weekend, or like
my friends who are avid hunters, out hunting all the
time in the autumn. He doesn't strike me as the
kind of guy who would just go duck hunting in Ohio
one morning in October because it was a good photo
opportunity.

He doesn't strike me as the
kind of guy who would just go duck hunting in Ohio
one morning in October because it was a good photo
opportunity.

Nope.

Now dressing up as a pilot, allowing stupid people to assume you performed a
landing on an aircraft carrier, declaring "mission accomplished" and strutting
around like the hometown championship quarterback....*that's* a photo
opportunity.

On 27 Oct 2004 16:06:58 GMT, (Gould 0738) wrote:

He doesn't strike me as the
kind of guy who would just go duck hunting in Ohio
one morning in October because it was a good photo
opportunity.

Nope.

Now dressing up as a pilot, allowing stupid people to assume you performed a
landing on an aircraft carrier, declaring "mission accomplished" and strutting
around like the hometown championship quarterback....*that's* a photo
opportunity.

You know, my oldest boy was a Marine fighter jock and he got me a ride
on a COD to the Enterprise once. What a ride!!!!

However, I, unfortunately, agree with you on the President's silly bit
with the carrier deal.

On the other hand, if I were the President, I wouldn't be flying
around in that big honking 747. Air Force One would be a F-18 Super
Hornet. :)

All the best,

Tom
--------------

"What the hell's the deal with this newsgroup...
is there a computer terminal in the day room of
some looney bin somewhere?"

Bilgeman - circa 2004

"James Hebert" wrote in message
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In article ,
(Gould 0738) wrote:

bull****. Kerry is an avid sail boater.
Oh well, I'll vote for him anyway.

Oh, I thought he was an avid duck hunter.

And just before that I thought he was an avid deer hunter.

And I saw him recently delivering a speech in a CARHARTT jacket,
so he must be a regular guy, right?


Let me see if I've got this right. There's no way any one guy can enjoy
sailing, duck hunting, and deer hunting? ???

Seems like a really weird supposition.

I am sure after he is done campaigning he will have
more time to pursue all of these recreational hunting
and boating activities for which he is so avid.

I am sure he is just like my friends that are avid
sailors, out sailing most every weekend, or like
my friends who are avid hunters, out hunting all the
time in the autumn. He doesn't strike me as the
kind of guy who would just go duck hunting in Ohio
one morning in October because it was a good photo
opportunity.

Duck hunting? - thought it was GOOSE hunting ?
(for which he wasn't seen dragging one around by
the neck like the OTHERS were) Think that was
by coincidence? I don't THINK so.... The PETA
peeps would be all OVER his **** if he was seen
dragging mother goose around by the neck !!

Chuck,
Well I can't really blame Bush for the photo op. I mean if you're the
boss of all those WMD why not flaunt it. I mean what's all that stuff for
but to flaunt.
Paul

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Nope.

Now dressing up as a pilot, allowing stupid people to assume you performed
a
landing on an aircraft carrier, declaring "mission accomplished" and
strutting
around like the hometown championship quarterback....*that's* a photo
opportunity.

Tom,
Yeah but then the press wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
Paul

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On the other hand, if I were the President, I wouldn't be flying
around in that big honking 747. Air Force One would be a F-18 Super
Hornet. :)

All the best,

Tom