"Clams Canino" wrote in message
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MOST importantly. Come back HERE often to post the best "idiot" stories.
!!!

That's a deal, as long as you guys keep steering me in the right direction.


I'll give you the best one I ever heard:

A friend of mine is a State Trooper. One night he was gassing up his
vehicle at one of the little "Statie stops" they have here for the
Troopers
to gas up at. So while he's filling his (unmarked) car, the subject pulls
up to the pumps, drunk as a skunk, and when the Officer comes over to the
subjects window to see what he possibly could want - he slurrs: "Fill her
up please".

A moment of silence follows while the officer looks at the subject ,
meanwhile the subject is looking the officer up and down, and becomes
dimly
aware of the real situation.

Subject rolls down his window - stucks out both hands - and says "OK you
got
me - that was pretty clever"

Poor cop said he had a hard time stopping laughing long enough to ask the
guy for his liscence and reg so he could start the OUI arrest.. LOL.

"So how'd you get this one?"

"He just kinda drove up and surrendered."

-W

That about sums up the quotation after my signature (see below).
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-= swatcop =-

"If it wasn't for stupid people I'd be unemployed."