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Have you noticed every time you mention boating, he tells you did it all
wrong.

You don't fish correctly, you fish for the wrong fish, you go to wrong place
to fish, you use the wrong bait, your boat is in the wrong place for fishing
and on top of everything else you are ugly. ; )

Harry is just jealous because his boat is collecting dust instead of fish.



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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 01:14:57 GMT, "Comcast News" wrote:

John,
If you waited for Harry to tell you it is a good time to go boating, you
would get out as often as he does, maybe 3 times a year.


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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:36:54 -0400, Harry Krause


wrote:

JohnH wrote:

Wow, what a day on the Chesapeake Bay! Yesterday started with a

roar,
the wind
blowing through the rigging at about 20 mph. The waves were on the

high
side of
2 to 3 feet, water was coming over the bow, and Old Fart, Gimp, and

I
were out
to catch some feeesh!

We got an early start, hitting the water about 5:45. The water was

too
rough for
a trip to some decent trolling grounds, so we decided to try our

luck
with
shrimp, night crawlers, and top water lures if we found some

breakers.

Soon the bite was on! We found a flock of sea gulls working the

water
and snuck
up along the edge of the breakers. Old Fart was bringing in a

striper
on almost
every cast! Gimp and I caught our fair share, but whatever Old Fart

was
using (a
crocodile, or alligator, or something with red on it) was definitely

doing the
trick. Before long the striper action died down, and we were hunting

something
new.

Trying out the shrimp and night crawlers proved the right course of

action. Gimp
actually caught two flounder, and Old Fart and I caught a couple of

white perch.

Before long we saw the birds working again, so off we went. More

stripers
provided a lot of action, and we even hooked up three blues!

What a day!!

Oh, did I mention that none of the fish was over ten inches long? Oh

well!

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

You should have called...I would have told you what the weather was

like.

Save some $$$ the next time you want to fish. The little fish store in
Chesapeake Beach sells bigger bait than you seem to catch fish.

I'll probably go out Sunday if we're not in the middle of

thunderstorms.
Then we're heading down to Virginia Beach again the end of the month,
and New Orleans in mid-September for a few days. If I can't catch any
feesh there, I'll settle for some gumbo.

You mean I could trust a weather report from you?

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!



Isn't that the truth!

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!



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"Comcast News" wrote in message
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Have you noticed every time you mention boating, he tells you did it all
wrong.

You don't fish correctly, you fish for the wrong fish, you go to wrong
place
to fish, you use the wrong bait, your boat is in the wrong place for
fishing
and on top of everything else you are ugly. ; )

Harry is just jealous because his boat is collecting dust instead of fish.





He has a boat?

John, nice story. Looks like you had a great time.


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My guess is he has a Parker, but since he doesn't have any friends and his
wife is ****ed off over his doctor, doctor story he has no one to boat with.
Harry has decided if his only boating partner is Harry Krause he would
rather not go boating. Can you imagine spending the day with Harry? Either
can Harry, so he lets his Parker sit there collecting dust. It is one dirty
boat.

Harry is also upset with JohnH, because John will occasionally post a
boating topic, and that tends to screw up his political posts. ; )




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"Comcast News" wrote in message
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Have you noticed every time you mention boating, he tells you did it all
wrong.

You don't fish correctly, you fish for the wrong fish, you go to wrong
place
to fish, you use the wrong bait, your boat is in the wrong place for
fishing
and on top of everything else you are ugly. ; )

Harry is just jealous because his boat is collecting dust instead of

fish.





He has a boat?

John, nice story. Looks like you had a great time.




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