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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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I may still hold the record for longest sentence ever written in
freshman advanced English placement at a certain university in the
midwest. Nearly 1000 words, full of phrases, semicolons, and commas,
perfect grammar, and absolute nonsense. Even then, I knew my specialty
would be nonsense!

I had a college professor who would have failed you for using a "run on"
sentence.

A 1000 word sentence is not the work of a proficient author.