On Fri, 27 Mar 2020 10:43:41 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

...with this brand new product you can swipe from your wife or
girlfriend's dresser drawer...

https://i.ibb.co/cDRB0q8/Screen-Shot...0-40-08-AM.jpg

If she has the kind with the cotton panel, it is as good as the ones
the little old ladies are sewing ... and stylish too.

For a little extra kick, why don't you grab one from the hamper? ;-)