On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so
I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work.