Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era

1. Don't associate with Republicans

2. Don't go to parties with Republicans

3. Never date a Republican

4. Never fall asleep around a Republican

5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building

6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car

7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near

8. Never attend a Trump rally

9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere

10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.