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Keyser Soze October 1st 18 02:54 PM

New Rules for Women
 
Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era

1. Don't associate with Republicans

2. Don't go to parties with Republicans

3. Never date a Republican

4. Never fall asleep around a Republican

5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building

6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car

7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near

8. Never attend a Trump rally

9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere

10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.


Mr. Luddite[_4_] October 1st 18 03:16 PM

New Rules for Women
 
On 10/1/2018 9:54 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era

1. Don't associate with Republicans

2. Don't go to parties with Republicans

3. Never date a Republican

4. Never fall asleep around a Republican

5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building

6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car

7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near

8. Never attend a Trump rally

9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere

10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.



Stupid. Period.




John H.[_5_] October 1st 18 04:50 PM

New Rules for Women
 
On Mon, 1 Oct 2018 09:54:37 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era

1. Don't associate with Republicans

2. Don't go to parties with Republicans

3. Never date a Republican

4. Never fall asleep around a Republican

5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building

6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car

7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near

8. Never attend a Trump rally

9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere

10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.


Hey, Democrats are all innocent of sex offenses, eh Krause?

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...-franken-moore

[email protected] October 1st 18 06:09 PM

New Rules for Women
 
On Mon, 1 Oct 2018 09:54:37 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era

1. Don't associate with Republicans

2. Don't go to parties with Republicans

3. Never date a Republican

4. Never fall asleep around a Republican

5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building

6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car

7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near

8. Never attend a Trump rally

9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere

10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.


Do we really need to list the democrats with sexual assault charges or
even murders?

Tim October 1st 18 06:51 PM

New Rules for Women
 

10:50 AMJohn H
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Hey, Democrats are all innocent of sex offenses, eh Krause?

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...-franken-moore

........

Always innocent, John. Always....


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