How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in the winter, of course!

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were extra deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the
election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President-elect.
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers
on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at
5 PM.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a "low-life, cheating'
son-of-a-bitch." Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure
out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total. That night, Hillary
and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.
Hillary stood up to give her report and said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes
in the ice!"

And this story, ... tells you the difference between a successful businessman and a career
government politician.