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Default A Love Story


I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!
 
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