On Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:47:42 UTC-3, John H wrote:
I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!


Good Lord!
I thought y'all were sending a love letter to Justine until I got to the end.
Then again, maybe "The Flu" is one of your nicknames.