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John H[_2_] November 1st 17 01:47 PM

A Love Story
 

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!

True North[_2_] November 1st 17 02:54 PM

A Love Story
 
On Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:47:42 UTC-3, John H wrote:
I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!



Good Lord!
I thought y'all were sending a love letter to Justine until I got to the end.
Then again, maybe "The Flu" is one of your nicknames.

John H[_2_] November 1st 17 04:09 PM

A Love Story
 
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 07:54:00 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:47:42 UTC-3, John H wrote:
I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!



Good Lord!
I thought y'all were sending a love letter to Justine until I got to the end.
Then again, maybe "The Flu" is one of your nicknames.


Actually, Don White, 'you' read the letter. Why would 'you' not think it was written for 'you'?

Why the name-calling?

True North[_2_] November 2nd 17 12:42 AM

A Love Story
 
On Wednesday, 1 November 2017 13:09:48 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 07:54:00 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:47:42 UTC-3, John H wrote:
I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed: The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot! I got mine last week!



Good Lord!
I thought y'all were sending a love letter to Justine until I got to the end.
Then again, maybe "The Flu" is one of your nicknames.


Actually, Don White, 'you' read the letter. Why would 'you' not think it was written for 'you'?

Why the name-calling?


Are you OD'ing on your antibiotics, John Herring?
You're not making much sense as usual.


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