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80 Year-Old-Couple Texting
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and a retired English Teacher of the Classics. The husband a retired Navy Chief was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet. Please advise." |
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80 Year-Old-Couple Texting
John H wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and a retired English Teacher of the Classics. The husband a retired Navy Chief was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet. Please advise." Didn't see that coming! Nice. |
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