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Default Joke for the morning.

Tim wrote:
11:46 AMamdx
On 2/3/2017 2:33 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 18:57:14 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

wrote:
On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 06:05:12 -0800 (PST), Tom Nofinger
wrote:



A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he
stops,shakes his hand, and says,"Thank you for wonderful America!
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East.I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,"Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her,"Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says,*
"Probably at work."

===

You obviously don't know too many Mexicans. Here in south Florida
they are some of the hardest working people you'd ever want to meet.


Agree. 99% of the day labor you see at Home Depot, etc. is Latino.


The only Mexicans we see at home depot are there buying materials for
a job they are working on.

May have told this before,
I have a friend that has an ICE plant, bagging, delivery business, he
also does marine construction. He had T shirts made that say ICE down
the front. He stopped at a job site of a one of his contractor friends.
10 people ran out the back and jumped over the fence.
His contractor friend was not very happy and suggested he never come
to his job site wearing that T shirt again.
Mikek
...

Lol!


I knew a Hispanic game warden years ago. She told the story of being a
young girl with a migrant labor group when ICE showed up. Most ran, so she
did also. Got home, and mom chewed her out. She was born here, a citizen
and should have stayed to help.

 
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