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Joke for the morning.

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 10:59:34 -0500,
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On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 06:05:12 -0800 (PST), Tom Nofinger
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he
stops,shakes his hand, and says,"Thank you for wonderful America!
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East.I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,"Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her,"Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says,*
"Probably at work."

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You obviously don't know too many Mexicans. Here in south Florida
they are some of the hardest working people you'd ever want to meet.

Absolutely. I will hire a latino in a heartbeat and pay them more than
they ask for. It is still a bargain. I do get accused of having "union
mexicans" tho by the other builders. It is worth it because they will
get over here as soon as I call and get whatever I have to do, done.

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