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On Mon, 29 Aug 2016 19:54:31 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote: On 8/29/16 7:36 PM, Alex wrote: Justan Olphart wrote: The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!" Nice. Would those be the same congressmen who voted to pay Herring a generous pension for his years filling a military sinecure with no measurable work output? You certainly have a caviler attitude about someone who was putting his ass on the line while you were sitting in a safe office writing ad copy I know those paper cuts can be vicious. |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 06:43:32 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 8/29/16 9:19 PM, wrote: On Mon, 29 Aug 2016 19:54:31 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote: On 8/29/16 7:36 PM, Alex wrote: Justan Olphart wrote: Would those be the same congressmen who voted to pay Herring a generous pension for his years filling a military sinecure with no measurable work output? You certainly have a caviler attitude about someone who was putting his ass on the line while you were sitting in a safe office writing ad copy I know those paper cuts can be vicious. Oh, right. I just find it ironic that right-wing assholes who would still be hunting squirrels for dinner or polishing pinball machine balls for a living or enjoying a government retirement check were it not for the government (and that includes congress) are so...anti-government. You think there are no left wing hunters, pinball machine polishers, or retired government workers? None are 'anti-government'. Unlike the left-wingers, the right-wingers are anti-wasteful-government. |
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