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				 The Haircut 
 
			
			On 8/29/16 8:03 PM, Its Me wrote:On Monday, August 29, 2016 at 7:54:34 PM UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
 On 8/29/16 7:36 PM, Alex wrote:
 Justan Olphart wrote:
 
 
 
 
 The Haircut
 
 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
 After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the
 barber replied, 'I
 cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
 community service this week.
 The florist was pleased and left the shop.
 When the barber went to open his shop the next
 morning, there was a
 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
 him at his door.
 
 Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
 tries to pay his
 bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
 money from you; I'm
 doing community service this week.' The cop was
 happy and left the
 shop.
 The next morning when the barber went to open
 up, there were a 'thank
 you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
 his door.
 
 Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and
 when he went to pay his
 bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
 money from you; I'm
 doing community service this week.' The
 Congressman was very happy and
 left the shop.
 The next morning, when the barber went to open
 up, there were a dozen
 Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
 
 And that, my friends, illustrates the
 fundamental difference between
 the citizens of our country and the politicians
 who run it.
 
 As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND
 DIAPERS NEED TO BE
 CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
 
 
 
 Nice.
 
 
 Would those be the same congressmen who voted to pay Herring a generous
 pension for his years filling a military sinecure with no measurable
 work output?
 
 Military workers are far more scrutinized than union "workers".
 
 
 
 In Herring's case, I'm sure scrutiny was key. But what has that to do
 with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output?
 
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