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On 8/29/16 8:03 PM, Its Me wrote:
On Monday, August 29, 2016 at 7:54:34 PM UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote: On 8/29/16 7:36 PM, Alex wrote: Justan Olphart wrote: The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!" Nice. Would those be the same congressmen who voted to pay Herring a generous pension for his years filling a military sinecure with no measurable work output? Military workers are far more scrutinized than union "workers". In Herring's case, I'm sure scrutiny was key. But what has that to do with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output? |
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On Monday, August 29, 2016 at 8:10:44 PM UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 8/29/16 8:03 PM, Its Me wrote: On Monday, August 29, 2016 at 7:54:34 PM UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote: On 8/29/16 7:36 PM, Alex wrote: Justan Olphart wrote: The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!" Nice. Would those be the same congressmen who voted to pay Herring a generous pension for his years filling a military sinecure with no measurable work output? Military workers are far more scrutinized than union "workers". In Herring's case, I'm sure scrutiny was key. But what has that to do with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output? What does John's honorable service in the military have to do with congress-critters lining up for a free haircut? |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 08:44:12 -0700 (PDT), Its Me
wrote: with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output? What does John's honorable service in the military have to do with congress-critters lining up for a free haircut? Harry never misses an opportunity to **** on the people who were willing to serve their country while he was hiding in Kansas, chasing coeds. |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 13:18:19 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote: I admit "chased" a lot of coeds, and I even caught my share, in Lawrence, Manhattan, and Topeka, Kansas, and in Columbia, Joplin, and Kansas City, Missouri, and a few other places. === All that during your first marriage no doubt. |
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On Tuesday, August 30, 2016 at 1:02:37 PM UTC-4, wrote:
On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 08:44:12 -0700 (PDT), Its Me wrote: with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output? What does John's honorable service in the military have to do with congress-critters lining up for a free haircut? Harry never misses an opportunity to **** on the people who were willing to serve their country while he was hiding in Kansas, chasing coeds. Of course. I just find it amusing that he's so intent on nipping at John's heels that he forgets he's the one that dug the rat hole in the first place. ![]() |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 10:33:19 -0700 (PDT), Its Me
wrote: On Tuesday, August 30, 2016 at 1:02:37 PM UTC-4, wrote: On Tue, 30 Aug 2016 08:44:12 -0700 (PDT), Its Me wrote: with his working a sinecure with no measurable work output? What does John's honorable service in the military have to do with congress-critters lining up for a free haircut? Harry never misses an opportunity to **** on the people who were willing to serve their country while he was hiding in Kansas, chasing coeds. Of course. I just find it amusing that he's so intent on nipping at John's heels that he forgets he's the one that dug the rat hole in the first place. ![]() === JFK and LBJ both had superb leadership qualities. Unfortunately they led us in the wrong direction. |
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