Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 8:06 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 07:58:43 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/21/16 7:55 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 20:04:13 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I've heard that's the way some folks ride - throw the bike in the back of the truck.

Why the name-calling? Did something I said **** you off?

Tell us again about your 'Ducati'. Does it fit on your 'Volvo-powered trawler'?

Do you *ever* not lie?


You're ever the asshole, Racist John Herring.

You missed the question. The name has gotten longer. Does that mean you're *more* ****ed off?


All I do at you, Racist John Herring, is laugh.


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Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 8:04 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 04:57:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Monday, June 20, 2016 at 7:04:15 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I don't transport mine in anything. I ride them. But I can see where putting a Ducati on the back of a pick up truck can be the thing to do, especially if you want to make some sort of a statement.

http://gallery.ducatispot.com/image_db/kerry/5373.jpg

Most likely that's the Ducati he transported - a sticker on the back of his baby pickup.



Isn't there some Klanboree to which you should be towing your motel room?


No need to tow a motel room if you'd offer bed and breakfast to
someone when visiting Klan headquarters. After all it is so
close to your hamlet in the country.
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ok Harry, maybe you keep it in the cab for all we know
http://www.pertinitoys.com/?id=40&pro=2958

Tim wrote:
On Monday, June 20, 2016 at 7:04:15 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on
it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles
Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was
impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon
even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the
beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which
warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing
off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country.
Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I don't transport mine in anything. I ride them. But I can see where
putting a Ducati on the back of a pick up truck can be the thing to do,
especially if you want to make some sort of a statement.

http://gallery.ducatispot.com/image_db/kerry/5373.jpg


Last time my bike rode in the back of the van, was it's last ride. Ride
home from the side of the freeway. Blown engine, split barrel, hosed.

On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 10:05:11 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?



A poser event? Would that be what you attend when you visit your old
navee buddies, to reminisce about your wartime escapades sharing condoms?

No, it's one to which you haul your 'Ducati' to pose with it for some pictures so you can pretend
you ride it, kind of like the picture you 'posed' for at the Parker rally you 'attended'. Remember
that one?

On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 11:09:57 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Monday, June 20, 2016 at 7:04:15 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on
it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles
Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was
impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon
even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the
beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which
warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing
off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country.
Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I don't transport mine in anything. I ride them. But I can see where
putting a Ducati on the back of a pick up truck can be the thing to do,
especially if you want to make some sort of a statement.

http://gallery.ducatispot.com/image_db/kerry/5373.jpg


Last time my bike rode in the back of the van, was it's last ride. Ride
home from the side of the freeway. Blown engine, split barrel, hosed.

Ewww, ****. That doesn't sound like fun!

Poquito Loco wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 11:09:57 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Monday, June 20, 2016 at 7:04:15 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on
it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles
Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was
impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon
even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the
beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which
warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing
off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country.
Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I don't transport mine in anything. I ride them. But I can see where
putting a Ducati on the back of a pick up truck can be the thing to do,
especially if you want to make some sort of a statement.

http://gallery.ducatispot.com/image_db/kerry/5373.jpg


Last time my bike rode in the back of the van, was it's last ride. Ride
home from the side of the freeway. Blown engine, split barrel, hosed.

Ewww, ****. That doesn't sound like fun!


Luckily everything broke and did not lock up the motor. Bike gave a little
jerk and lost power. Rod broke, so bike kept rolling. Guy on a big Yamaha
stopped and gave me a ride the last 5 miles or so home. Mine was a Kawa
350 rotary valve. Small 2 cylinder version of the H1.

On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

BINGO! Hang out and pose with a bunch of 70 year old juvenile
delinquents. Could you still throw your leg over that thang and
ride it? Didn't think so.

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On 6/21/16 2:18 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

BINGO!
Hang out and pose with a bunch of 70 year old juvenile
delinquents. Could you still throw your leg over that thang and
ride it? Didn't think so.


Actually, their ages range from 50 to 76. It's mostly my old gang of
beach/junior high/high school buddies/spouses and newer spouses. I did
take the bike on a day and overnight trip to see a couple of old friends
who retired to Provincetown, MA.