Moving To Chicago

Andy was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took
the seat
beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear.

"What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Andy asked.

No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are crazy
there, right?
Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest
crime rate
in the nation.
Andy replied, I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the
media says. Find
a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a
nice private
school. I've worked there for 14 years and have never had the slightest
trouble.

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, Oh, thank you. I've been
worried to death,
but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll
take your word for it.
By the way, what do you do for a living?

"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."