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My lazy gun - author unknown

Today I Placed my .357 revolver on the table right next
to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and
went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the
neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog
down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near
the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was
quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved
itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the
numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not
even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by
the left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill
people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest
gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The
World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit,
Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from
the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also
have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this
data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're
making people fat.





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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:16:43 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

My lazy gun - author unknown

Today I Placed my .357 revolver on the table right next
to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and
went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the
neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog
down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near
the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was
quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved
itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the
numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not
even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by
the left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill
people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest
gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The
World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit,
Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from
the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also
have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this
data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're
making people fat.


OK, I'll try...

Maybe the guns in those big, Democrat-controlled cities aren't as lazy as that POS
..357 revolver of yours?
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On 1/28/16 12:28 PM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:16:43 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

My lazy gun - author unknown

Today I Placed my .357 revolver on the table right next
to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and
went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the
neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog
down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near
the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was
quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved
itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the
numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not
even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by
the left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill
people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest
gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The
World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit,
Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from
the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also
have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this
data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're
making people fat.


OK, I'll try...

Maybe the guns in those big, Democrat-controlled cities aren't as lazy as that POS
.357 revolver of yours?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!



For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The leading states, in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


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On 1/28/2016 1:31 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The
World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit,
Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from
the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also
have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.


Is this true?


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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:31:44 -0500, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 1/28/16 12:28 PM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:16:43 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

My lazy gun - author unknown

Today I Placed my .357 revolver on the table right next
to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and
went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the
neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog
down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near
the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was
quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved
itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the
numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not
even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by
the left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill
people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest
gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The
World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit,
Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from
the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also
have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this
data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're
making people fat.


OK, I'll try...

Maybe the guns in those big, Democrat-controlled cities aren't as lazy as that POS
.357 revolver of yours?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!



For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The leading states, in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


So what? The discussion was about the five left-wing cities that bring this country
from almost the bottom to almost the top of world-wide murder list.

Pay attention.
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:31:44 -0500, Keyser Söze
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For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The “leading states,” in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


I don't have the time right now but it might be interesting to drill
down on what those deaths were and where they occurred.
My first question is how many were suicides. 6 months of winter will
do that to you ;-)
The next question in the southern states is how many were in the big
cities.

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For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The “leading states,” in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


Just a quick fact or two to put this in perspective, the gun murder
rate in Alaska is 2.7 per 100,000. Arizona is 3.6, Montana is 1.2,
Wyoming is 0.9
It is 5.7 in Maryland, DC is 16.5 ... with all of those laws.
Vermont is the lowest in the country with virtually no gun laws.
Cherry picking numbers from a larger statistic base is a dangerous
thing.

If you want me to look at those "deep south" states, I would end up
being called a racist. (just like I would if I looked into those inner
city deaths)
I still remember the fact that Baltimore still has 304 unsolved
murders last year. (out of 355)
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:31:44 -0500, Keyser Sze
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For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The "leading states," in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


Just a quick fact or two to put this in perspective, the gun murder
rate in Alaska is 2.7 per 100,000. Arizona is 3.6, Montana is 1.2,
Wyoming is 0.9
It is 5.7 in Maryland, DC is 16.5 ... with all of those laws.
Vermont is the lowest in the country with virtually no gun laws.
Cherry picking numbers from a larger statistic base is a dangerous
thing.

If you want me to look at those "deep south" states, I would end up
being called a racist. (just like I would if I looked into those inner
city deaths)
I still remember the fact that Baltimore still has 304 unsolved
murders last year. (out of 355)


Yeah, it seems if you bunch up a lot of democratic voters in a big city in a heavily populated northern state and let them kill each other at a rate of hundreds or even over a thousand a year it's no big deal. But you have 30 gun deaths in a year in Alaska and suddenly gun violence is a red state thing. Uh-Huh.
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:31:44 -0500, Keyser Sze
wrote:


For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The leading states, in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


Just a quick fact or two to put this in perspective, the gun murder
rate in Alaska is 2.7 per 100,000. Arizona is 3.6, Montana is 1.2,
Wyoming is 0.9
It is 5.7 in Maryland, DC is 16.5 ... with all of those laws.
Vermont is the lowest in the country with virtually no gun laws.
Cherry picking numbers from a larger statistic base is a dangerous
thing.

If you want me to look at those "deep south" states, I would end up
being called a racist. (just like I would if I looked into those inner
city deaths)
I still remember the fact that Baltimore still has 304 unsolved
murders last year. (out of 355)


Well, I guess by golly that'll shut him up for a while!
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On 1/28/16 3:55 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:31:44 -0500, Keyser Söze
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For gun deaths, the "Red" states are the deadliest.

Gun Deaths per 100,000 Population

Alaska 20.4
Louisiana 19.2
Alabama 16.2
Mississippi 16.1
Wyoming 15.6
Montana 15.4
New Mexico* 14.9
Arizona 14.6
Nevada* 14.5
Arkansas 14.4

The “leading states,” in terms of gun deaths per 100,000 residents,
except for New Mexico and Nevada, were carried by the Republicans in the
2012 presidential race. All the rest of the states in the top 20 were
carried by the Republican candidate.

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator...e-per-100000/#


Just a quick fact or two to put this in perspective, the gun murder
rate in Alaska is 2.7 per 100,000. Arizona is 3.6, Montana is 1.2,
Wyoming is 0.9
It is 5.7 in Maryland, DC is 16.5 ... with all of those laws.
Vermont is the lowest in the country with virtually no gun laws.
Cherry picking numbers from a larger statistic base is a dangerous
thing.

If you want me to look at those "deep south" states, I would end up
being called a racist. (just like I would if I looked into those inner
city deaths)
I still remember the fact that Baltimore still has 304 unsolved
murders last year. (out of 355)


Gun deaths are gun deaths are gun deaths.
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