Tell a lie often enough
 

On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.

Your send key must be sticking. We heard you the first time.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 11:08 AM, wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand.

Excellent Wayne. Thanks for a reasonable response. I wonder why the
moron from the Maratimes couldn't muster up a decent post or reply?

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 07:22:30 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.

Does name-calling provide you more credibility, Don? Is 'Stinky' supposed to be
plural?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:08:35 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand.

That method needs some modification if the bag already contains a load.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 11:45 AM, John H. wrote:
Ban idiots, not guns!

Ya mean you can only turn it inside out once?

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

He's a laff-a-minit.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:50:25 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 11:45 AM, John H. wrote:
Ban idiots, not guns!

Ya mean you can only turn it inside out once?

Yes. After the first load, the original inside is now the outside. You don't even
want to stick your hand back inside the outside of the bag, 'cause, as Wayne said,
the old outside, which is now inside, is full of poop.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

"Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. *It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand."


Good to see someone using common sense.
That's the exact method used by myself and the vast majority of the local dog walkers....and yes, the type and size of bag matters.
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me. Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up, get stuck. I buy ours from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.

Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky,
y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.

Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!


The only aspect of you I believe is that you are a racist.

--
Sent from my iPhone 6+

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 12:16 PM, True North wrote:
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me.

Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up,
get stuck. I buy ours

from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.

I'm guessing that if you don't have ham hands the freebies would work
just fine.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 12:24 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky,
y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.

Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!


The only aspect of you I believe is that you are a racist.

Simmer down Krowsie. He's being civil. No need to fabricate untruths
just because you don't like someone.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:16:03 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:


On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

"Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. Â*It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand."


Good to see someone using common sense.
That's the exact method used by myself and the vast majority of the local dog walkers....and yes, the type and size of bag matters.
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me. Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up, get stuck. I buy ours from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.

I got a couple hundred (a whole roll) for free when the gated
community across the river lost them in the water. We weren't even
sure what they were when we picked them up but we pick up anything we
see in the water.
Once they dried out I figured up what they were and put them in the
golf cart.
As I said, Mr Ed is very good about coming home to his tree before he
drops a deuce. When we had an incident I go get my shovel and drag him
back to watch the clean up and the walk of shame back to the tree.
He figured it out right away.
Now it is just a sprint back to his spot, keeps us both in shape.
He is funny sliding into home. He assumes the position about 3 feet
from the spot and slides the rest of the way. (occasionally doing a
little "crop dusting")

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:16:03 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:


On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.

===

"Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. *It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand."


Good to see someone using common sense.
That's the exact method used by myself and the vast majority of the local dog walkers....and yes, the type and size of bag matters.
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me. Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up, get stuck. I buy ours from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.

That is most certainly the correct procedure for the *first* load, for the second and
subsequent loads, a bit of handy-dandy dexterity is required. But, it's easily
accomplished.

What do you do with the bags that are full of poop? Here we must double bag the poop
before putting in the trash for pickup.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:24:06 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky,
y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.

Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!


The only aspect of you I believe is that you are a racist.

No sweat. Your opinion actually carries very little weight. Being called a racist by
one who spends his life prevaricating is not so bad.

What unit was that in Vietnam again?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all
shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.


He just kicks it to the curb and let's it go in to the bay with all the
other fecal matter the municipality dumps.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:57:39 -0800, Califbill billnews wrote:



He just kicks it to the curb and let's it go in to the bay with all the
other fecal matter the municipality dumps.

Compared to what Frank Purdue is dumping in from the Eastern Shore and
what DC dumps in, untreated every time it rains or the snow melts, it
is insignificant. I would be interested to see what the fecal coliform
numbers at Quantico are right now. I suppose I could look but it will
be later today

Tell a lie often enough
 

John H.
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:16:03 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

- show quoted text -
"That is most certainly the correct procedure for the *first* load, for the second and
subsequent loads, a bit of handy-dandy dexterity is required. But, it's easily
accomplished.

What do you do with the bags that are full of poop? Here we must double bag the poop
before putting in the trash for pickup."

Depends on where I am. If walking on the sidewalk near the city trash cans....in it goes. At the local park they provide big drums with clear garbage bags inside for us. At home, my Springer has his own '**** can' with a large leaf type garbage bag inside. Over a two week period only a small fraction of that bag is filled.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:27:06 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

John H.
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:16:03 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

- show quoted text -
"That is most certainly the correct procedure for the *first* load, for the second and
subsequent loads, a bit of handy-dandy dexterity is required. But, it's easily
accomplished.

What do you do with the bags that are full of poop? Here we must double bag the poop
before putting in the trash for pickup."

Depends on where I am. If walking on the sidewalk near the city trash cans...in it goes. At the local park they provide big drums with clear garbage bags inside for us. At home, my Springer has his own '**** can' with a large leaf type garbage bag inside. Over a two week period only a small fraction of that bag is filled.

But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

John H.
- show quoted text -
"But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are."


You're far from perfect, Johnny.
It's a fairly new law up here (since August 1 2014) that we are allowed one black bag and up to four clear bags every two weeks. This is to encourage the non conforming to properly recycle what can be recycled.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:55:21 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

John H.
- show quoted text -
"But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are."


You're far from perfect, Johnny.
It's a fairly new law up here (since August 1 2014) that we are allowed one black bag and up to four clear bags every two weeks. This is to encourage the non conforming to properly recycle what can be recycled.

OK, but hopefully you get my point about using the biodegradable bags. If you put
them inside non-biodegradable bags, what have you accomplished?

I agree I'm far from perfect. There's only one person here that's perfect...according
to himself anyway. But, we won't go into that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 3:55 PM, True North wrote:
John H.
- show quoted text -
"But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are."


You're far from perfect, Johnny.
It's a fairly new law up here (since August 1 2014) that we are allowed one black bag and up to four clear bags every two weeks. This is to encourage the non conforming to properly recycle what can be recycled.

Here in the burbs they provide a 96 gal trash barrel and a somewhat
smaller recycle barrel. They collect every week. We also have unlimited
yard waste pickup once a week.
Your stuff must get pretty ripe by the end of a two week cycle.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:23:33 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 3:55 PM, True North wrote:
John H.
- show quoted text -
"But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are."


You're far from perfect, Johnny.
It's a fairly new law up here (since August 1 2014) that we are allowed one black bag and up to four clear bags every two weeks. This is to encourage the non conforming to properly recycle what can be recycled.

Here in the burbs they provide a 96 gal trash barrel and a somewhat
smaller recycle barrel. They collect every week. We also have unlimited
yard waste pickup once a week.
Your stuff must get pretty ripe by the end of a two week cycle.

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"Here in the burbs they provide a 96 gal trash barrel and a somewhat
smaller recycle barrel. They collect every week. We also have unlimited
yard waste pickup once a week.
Your stuff must get pretty ripe by the end of a two week cycle."



Well, guess our trash doesn't stink like yours but during July and August they empty our green food waste bins weekly because of fruit flies. In the cool and cold months two weeks is no big deal.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:07:44 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:55:21 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

John H.
- show quoted text -
"But see, by putting the bags in a leaf type bag or a clear garbage bag, you're also
part of the problem.

Being perfect is a bitch. That's why so few of us are."


You're far from perfect, Johnny.
It's a fairly new law up here (since August 1 2014) that we are allowed one black bag and up to four clear bags every two weeks. This is to encourage the non conforming to properly recycle what can be recycled.

OK, but hopefully you get my point about using the biodegradable bags. If you put
them inside non-biodegradable bags, what have you accomplished?

I agree I'm far from perfect. There's only one person here that's perfect...according
to himself anyway. But, we won't go into that.

Biodegradable bags don't degrade in the land fill anyway. They break
down in UV light.
My solution is probably the most environmentally friendly and the tree
is growing like crazy. Nature takes care of it with no plastic
involved at all.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

Tell a lie often enough
 

wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.


They got rid of the single can and sort the recycle at the transfer station
about 10 years ago. We have a 30 gallon garbage and 30 gallon recycle tot
and a 65 gallon green waste tote. Food waste and Haden trimmings. Picked
up weekly. We could have all 65 gallon totes, but we Do Not generate that
much trash, as we do mostly fresh food, and little frozen prepared dinners,
and there are only 2 of us. We do pay heftily.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On 1/29/2016 8:08 PM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Thank god we live in civilized places where we are not expected to carry
our own garbage to the dump.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 07:32:01 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 8:08 PM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Thank god we live in civilized places where we are not expected to carry
our own garbage to the dump.

We can also take it to the dump, but have to pay a fee to do so. If the load is more
than four or five bags, the truck gets weighed and the charge is by the pound.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 12:11:06 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 07:32:01 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 8:08 PM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Thank god we live in civilized places where we are not expected to carry
our own garbage to the dump.

We can also take it to the dump, but have to pay a fee to do so. If the load is more
than four or five bags, the truck gets weighed and the charge is by the pound.

The last time I went out to the dump, they had dumpsters outside the
fence you could use for free. I suppose they think that is better than
having to pick it up on the side of the road.

Tell a lie often enough
 

wrote:
On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 12:11:06 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 07:32:01 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 8:08 PM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Thank god we live in civilized places where we are not expected to carry
our own garbage to the dump.

We can also take it to the dump, but have to pay a fee to do so. If the load is more
than four or five bags, the truck gets weighed and the charge is by the pound.

The last time I went out to the dump, they had dumpsters outside the
fence you could use for free. I suppose they think that is better than
having to pick it up on the side of the road.


Was at the dump 2 days ago. We get a free dump day a year. But had to cut
down my pear tree, fire blight casualty, and the annual tree pruning. Was
a $9 charge for a pickup load. Minimum charge.

Tell a lie often enough
 

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 12:15:09 -0500, wrote:

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 12:11:06 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 30 Jan 2016 07:32:01 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 8:08 PM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:23:42 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:42:11 -0500, John H.
wrote:

We're lucky here also. Huge trash barrel, probably the same size as yours, and a
recycle barrel that's about as big. Paper, cans, bottles, and plastic all go into the
same recycle container. Each are picked up weekly. Brush is picked up weekly also.
Must be smaller than 6" diameter, which is pretty damn big! And the bundles are not
supposed to be more than six feet long. Have to admit I'm very satisfied with the
trash removal in this county.
--

Lee county is pretty good too. We provide our own cans for trash but
they are looking at the 65 gallon Totes.
The trash guys take anything we set out there although the scrappers
will snatch anything metal, including white goods.
When I remodeled the bathroom, they took about half a ton of old tile,
stucco, drywall, wood and whatever from the demolition.
We already have the 65 gallon Tote for the single stream recycle.
I think they burn everything but the metal and glass tho. They do ship
a token amount of paper and plastic but I bet it isn't 10%. It is all
PR. Environmentally, burning it in our high tech incinerator has to be
better than trucking it 1000 miles or more to a recycle plant.
I judge that by asking, how much is scrap paper/plastic worth at a
local scrap dealer and the answer is zero.

I have no problems with the horticulture guys either. They say
anything less than 50 pounds but they took a 100# tree stump I wanted
a few weeks ago. It was too close to the curb ;-)

After Charlie they sent around claw trucks and took everything, no
matter how it was cut up. I filled up a whole 40' trailer and a bit
more.

We get five special pickups a year. That can include a whole tree or whatever. They
use the big claw trucks for that.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Thank god we live in civilized places where we are not expected to carry
our own garbage to the dump.

We can also take it to the dump, but have to pay a fee to do so. If the load is more
than four or five bags, the truck gets weighed and the charge is by the pound.

The last time I went out to the dump, they had dumpsters outside the
fence you could use for free. I suppose they think that is better than
having to pick it up on the side of the road.

Not here. But, I can't recall seeing trash dumped alongside the road on the way to
the dump. Like I say, if it's just a few bags, it's free.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!