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And the winner is...17"
On 1/24/16 12:24 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish.  "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? -- Ban idiots, not guns! As soon as an opportunity arises for me to require the opinion of a racist moron, I'll contact you. |
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#13
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And the winner is...17"
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:24:07 -0500, John H.
wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? === Don't you understand? The guvmint took his driveway and turned it into a road. They needed it more than he did. And Harry really thought the red barn was his, up until it wasn't. The owls were his also until someone else set the record straight. He's just a victim of others, and I'm sure that's how the sorry SOB sees things. |
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#14
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And the winner is...17"
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 13:08:31 -0500, wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:24:07 -0500, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? === Don't you understand? The guvmint took his driveway and turned it into a road. They needed it more than he did. And Harry really thought the red barn was his, up until it wasn't. The owls were his also until someone else set the record straight. He's just a victim of others, and I'm sure that's how the sorry SOB sees things. Geeez. I feel so stupid now. Thanks for the 'lightenment. -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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#15
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And the winner is...17"
On 1/24/2016 12:05 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. Depends on how you define driveway. You been taking honesty lessons from Billy C? |
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#16
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And the winner is...17"
On 1/24/2016 12:24 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? -- Ban idiots, not guns! Don't forget his description of his modest colonial as a "Gentlemans farm" Every part of that description is a lie. |
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#17
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And the winner is...17"
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 18:59:30 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/24/2016 12:24 PM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? -- Ban idiots, not guns! Don't forget his description of his modest colonial as a "Gentlemans farm" Every part of that description is a lie. He's changed his story a lot since Google started showing the satellite view. -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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#18
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And the winner is...17"
Keyser Söze wrote:
My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. Do you get an apple when you finish your chores? |
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#19
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And the winner is...17"
True North wrote:
Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. Would that be 3/8 ton pickups? Who makes one of those? |
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#20
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And the winner is...17"
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/24/16 12:24 PM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 12:05:13 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote: On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote: On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote: Keyser Söze "My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it when it snows. Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. "Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore. I do have a metal, meter long ruler though. So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting. I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots. I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's c*o*l*d out there... === You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls. Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch. -- Ban idiots, not guns! I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off. I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available. Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn. -- Ban idiots, not guns! When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months. The driveway was your driveway, and the gravel road was the gravel road. And the Maryland Red Barn? How did it get moved? -- Ban idiots, not guns! As soon as an opportunity arises for me to require the opinion of a racist moron, I'll contact you. Just admit it was another lie. You might feel better. |
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