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Keyser Söze January 24th 16 01:01 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)

Justan Olphart[_2_] January 24th 16 01:13 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On 1/24/2016 8:01 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)


Are you sure you're qualified to operate such a complex measuring
device? :-)

True North[_2_] January 24th 16 01:44 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. *:)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore..
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.

Keyser Söze January 24th 16 02:06 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)

[email protected] January 24th 16 03:10 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)


===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.

John H.[_5_] January 24th 16 03:43 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)


===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.


Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Justan Olphart[_2_] January 24th 16 04:15 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)


===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.


Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the
corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off.

John H.[_5_] January 24th 16 04:59 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)

===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.


Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the
corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off.


I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available.
Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

[email protected] January 24th 16 05:01 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)

===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.


Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the
corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off.


===

Or maybe Harry's measurements were off.

Keyser Söze January 24th 16 05:05 PM

And the winner is...17"
 
John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 11:15:45 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/24/2016 10:43 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:10:57 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 09:06:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 1/24/16 8:44 AM, True North wrote:
Keyser Söze
"My trusty hardware store yardstick says we got 17" of snow in the
backyard, without counting any drifts. Just put out some more seed on
flattened cardboard boxes for the birds, who have a rough time of it
when it snows.

Plow guy supposed to be here around noon-ish. :)"


Ah...the trusty wooden yard stick...you just don't see them up here anymore.
I do have a metal, meter long ruler though.
So far we only have an inch or two of snow....just a light dusting.
I got a kick off CNN coverage from Virginia last night. All I saw
was half of 3/4 ton pickups plowing the streets. We use those for
driveways or smaller parking lots.


I was just outside, unburying the car I left in the driveway. It's
c*o*l*d out there... :)

===

You should have parked it in the red barn - with the owls.

Hell yes. Shovelling that quarter mile driveway must be a bitch.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

I thought it was less than 100 ft from the corner of his house to the
corner of his driveway. Maybe my measurements are off.


I thought he told us it was a quarter mile before the overhead view became available.
Ditto with his Maryland Red Barn.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


When we moved here, ****s for brains, we were the first occupied house on
the little street, and the only part of the road leading to the state road
was our driveway and several hundred feet of gravel road that led to a
large traffic circle, unpaved. It was all our driveway for months.

--
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