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Mr. Luddite January 14th 16 11:05 PM

Wives and cars
 
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg

Keyser Söze January 14th 16 11:12 PM

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On 1/14/16 6:05 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg



She's lucky she made it home...

[email protected] January 15th 16 01:07 AM

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On Thu, 14 Jan 2016 18:05:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


Aw, just shoot a plug in it and you will be fine ;-)

Actually I had a tire shred like that by the time I could slow down
from 85 on the interstate and I knew I was in trouble before it really
started losing air. Once that belt starts to peel, it happens pretty
fast. I didn't try to get home tho. I put the donut on and went to the
tire store.

[email protected] January 15th 16 01:47 AM

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On Thu, 14 Jan 2016 18:05:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


===

Usuallt they're only flat on the bottom but that one seems to be the
exception. :-)

Justan Olphart[_2_] January 15th 16 02:08 AM

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On 1/14/2016 6:05 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


Never a dull moment at Rancho Luddite. :-)

[email protected] January 15th 16 02:28 AM

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On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 6:05:30 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


Back when the whole fiasco over Explorers being unstable when a tire blew, I had one.

I was doing 75 or so and encountered a chunk of 18 wheeler brake drum on the interstate. There was nowhere to go, so I centered it and hoped for the best. It hit the front diff shield (4x4 Explorer), flipped around underneath, hit the gas tank shield, then cut a big gash in the rear left tire sidewall, producing an instant flat at 75mph. It wagged around in the road, but I just let off the gas and coasted over to the shoulder. 20 or so minutes, and I was on my way on the spare.

After that, I saw a show where they tested the Explorer in sudden flat situations. They experienced the same as me... it is no big deal when you have a sudden flat. It is just the bad drivers doing stupid things, like jerking the wheel when it starts wagging around.

Glad your wife made it hone safely.

Mr. Luddite January 15th 16 03:18 AM

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On 1/14/2016 9:28 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 6:05:30 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


Back when the whole fiasco over Explorers being unstable when a tire blew, I had one.

I was doing 75 or so and encountered a chunk of 18 wheeler brake drum on the interstate. There was nowhere to go, so I centered it and hoped for the best. It hit the front diff shield (4x4 Explorer), flipped around underneath, hit the gas tank shield, then cut a big gash in the rear left tire sidewall, producing an instant flat at 75mph. It wagged around in the road, but I just let off the gas and coasted over to the shoulder. 20 or so minutes, and I was on my way on the spare.

After that, I saw a show where they tested the Explorer in sudden flat situations. They experienced the same as me... it is no big deal when you have a sudden flat. It is just the bad drivers doing stupid things, like jerking the wheel when it starts wagging around.

Glad your wife made it hone safely.



Yeah, fortunately she was coming home from a store just a couple of
miles from the house and was driving at turtle speed (as she puts it)
due to recent snow and ice cover on roads. She heard a bang but didn't
put it together. Don't think she has ever had a tire go flat or
have a blow out before, so she just kept driving.

[email protected] January 15th 16 03:51 AM

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On Thu, 14 Jan 2016 18:28:35 -0800 (PST), wrote:

Back when the whole fiasco over Explorers being unstable when a tire blew, I had one.

I was doing 75 or so and encountered a chunk of 18 wheeler brake drum on the interstate. There was nowhere to go, so I centered it and hoped for the best. It hit the front diff shield (4x4 Explorer), flipped around underneath, hit the gas tank shield, then cut a big gash in the rear left tire sidewall, producing an instant flat at 75mph. It wagged around in the road, but I just let off the gas and coasted over to the shoulder. 20 or so minutes, and I was on my way on the spare.

After that, I saw a show where they tested the Explorer in sudden flat situations. They experienced the same as me... it is no big deal when you have a sudden flat. It is just the bad drivers doing stupid things, like jerking the wheel when it starts wagging around.


That was always my impression.I have lost tires suddenly in some
pretty unstable vehicles like a 72 Jeep (CJ chassis), a 78 E150 and a
71 Gremlin. In all of the cases I just feathered the gas and drove the
car until I could use a little brake and get off onto the shoulder. It
will stabilize and you can still drive if you don't do anything silly
in those first few seconds.
When I lost that tire in the Prelude, it wasn't even exciting, just an
"aw crap" moment.
Spoiled my trip to the range to take a little more money from the
electrical contractors.
I wasn't even going to use my skeet gun. I took the 97 riot gun.

[email protected] January 15th 16 03:57 AM

Wives and cars
 
On Thu, 14 Jan 2016 22:18:05 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 1/14/2016 9:28 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 6:05:30 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg


Back when the whole fiasco over Explorers being unstable when a tire blew, I had one.

I was doing 75 or so and encountered a chunk of 18 wheeler brake drum on the interstate. There was nowhere to go, so I centered it and hoped for the best. It hit the front diff shield (4x4 Explorer), flipped around underneath, hit the gas tank shield, then cut a big gash in the rear left tire sidewall, producing an instant flat at 75mph. It wagged around in the road, but I just let off the gas and coasted over to the shoulder. 20 or so minutes, and I was on my way on the spare.

After that, I saw a show where they tested the Explorer in sudden flat situations. They experienced the same as me... it is no big deal when you have a sudden flat. It is just the bad drivers doing stupid things, like jerking the wheel when it starts wagging around.

Glad your wife made it hone safely.



Yeah, fortunately she was coming home from a store just a couple of
miles from the house and was driving at turtle speed (as she puts it)
due to recent snow and ice cover on roads. She heard a bang but didn't
put it together. Don't think she has ever had a tire go flat or
have a blow out before, so she just kept driving.


Mercury?

Mr. Luddite January 15th 16 04:21 AM

Wives and cars
 
On 1/14/2016 10:57 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 14 Jan 2016 22:18:05 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 1/14/2016 9:28 PM,
wrote:
On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 6:05:30 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Mrs.E. came home from running down to the local store this afternoon
and told me she thought she was getting a flat tire. Said she heard
something and car felt funny after that.

Went out to check. Yup. Flat tire alright.

She should stick to riding horses.


http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Eisboch/tire.jpg

Back when the whole fiasco over Explorers being unstable when a tire blew, I had one.

I was doing 75 or so and encountered a chunk of 18 wheeler brake drum on the interstate. There was nowhere to go, so I centered it and hoped for the best. It hit the front diff shield (4x4 Explorer), flipped around underneath, hit the gas tank shield, then cut a big gash in the rear left tire sidewall, producing an instant flat at 75mph. It wagged around in the road, but I just let off the gas and coasted over to the shoulder. 20 or so minutes, and I was on my way on the spare.

After that, I saw a show where they tested the Explorer in sudden flat situations. They experienced the same as me... it is no big deal when you have a sudden flat. It is just the bad drivers doing stupid things, like jerking the wheel when it starts wagging around.

Glad your wife made it hone safely.



Yeah, fortunately she was coming home from a store just a couple of
miles from the house and was driving at turtle speed (as she puts it)
due to recent snow and ice cover on roads. She heard a bang but didn't
put it together. Don't think she has ever had a tire go flat or
have a blow out before, so she just kept driving.


Mercury?


Yeah ... a "Mountaineer" or something like that.
Another example of a basically decent vehicle with too many
doo-dad things like hydraulically operated running boards with
a windshield wiper motor for the hydraulic pump that
crapped out, motor driven rear seats that she never uses because
the thing is basically a hay wagon, and a bunch of electronically
controlled operator controls that are nothing but confusing. I think
I've driven it once since she bought it. Runs good, rides good, has
plenty of "pep" but too complicated for it and the driver's own good, IMO.

I am a believer that the more crap you put in front of a driver, the
more the crap takes away from the driver's attention to what he or she
is doing. That's why, after owning several "exotic" cars, I am happy
driving my plain jane F-250. I rarely even use the radio.

The only one I had that was an exception was the Porsche. Simple, fast,
and handled like it was on rails.






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