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A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting situation here" he reported.
"A little old lady just shot her husband for stepping
on the floor that she just mopped".

"Have you arrested her?" his supervisor asked.

"Not yet. The floor is still wet".



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Mr. Luddite wrote:

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting situation here" he reported.
"A little old lady just shot her husband for stepping
on the floor that she just mopped".

"Have you arrested her?" his supervisor asked.

"Not yet. The floor is still wet".





Heard that before and still laugh. Good one.

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12:13 PMMr. Luddite

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting situation here" he reported.
"A little old lady just shot her husband for stepping
on the floor that she just mopped".

"Have you arrested her?" his supervisor asked.

"Not yet. The floor is still wet".
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