....the GOP wannabe Klown Kar:

CABOT, Pa. — Rick Santorum, who was the runner-up in the Republican
primary race four years ago but has never been considered his party’s
heir apparent, is announcing his second presidential bid on Wednesday.

A former senator from Pennsylvania, who with his wife home-schooled
several of their seven children, Mr. Santorum appeals primarily to
social conservatives. He is facing heavy competition for those voters
this year from rivals like Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, former Gov. Mike
Huckabee of Arkansas and the retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson.

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That would be Krazy Cruz, Mike Hucksterbee, and Political Numnutz
Carson. And there are so many others for Rick Sanctimonious to push aside.