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Username May 24th 15 05:30 AM

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True North wrote:
Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer), you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out doing the dangerous fighting.


Horrible sentence structure and more imagined bull****.

Username May 24th 15 05:31 AM

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Keyser Söze wrote:
On 5/23/15 8:06 PM, True North wrote:

Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer),
you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out
doing the dangerous fighting.


Is the term "frag" known in Canada? It is a word to describe killing
one's own officer. I'll bet Herring was a candidate for "fragging."



Really?

John H.[_5_] May 24th 15 11:38 AM

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On Sat, 23 May 2015 17:06:12 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:


Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer), you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out doing the dangerous fighting.


Is that what you experienced while in the Canadian Army, Don?
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Gun owner behavior causes problems.

Tom Nofinger May 24th 15 01:35 PM

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On Thursday, May 21, 2015 at 5:32:36 PM UTC-7, Wayne. B wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2015 20:13:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Who does W'hine, who lives in my bozo bin


===

Harry, being in your so called Bozo's Bin is a source of great pride
and honor with me.

I suspect you read every post however.


I am sure he does read the posts of the ghosts.

Tom Nofinger May 24th 15 01:38 PM

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On Thursday, May 21, 2015 at 5:13:05 PM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 5/21/15 7:58 PM, Califbill wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2015 18:18:39 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 5/21/15 5:42 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 5/21/15 2:35 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
...clean water?

Plains Pipeline, the large Texas-based company responsible for the pipe
that ruptured in Santa Barbara County, has accumulated 175 safety and
maintenance infractions since 2006, according to federal records.

A Times analysis of data from the Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety
Administration shows Plains' rate of incidents per mile of pipe is more
than three times the national average. Among more than 1,700 pipeline
operators listed in a database maintained by the federal agency, only
four companies reported more infractions than Plains Pipeline.

The company, which transports and stores crude oil, is part of Plains All
American Pipeline, which owns and operates nearly 18,000 miles of pipe
networks in several states. It reported $43 billion in revenue in 2014
and $878 million in profit.

The company's infractions involved pump failure, equipment malfunction,
pipeline corrosion and operator error. None of the incidents resulted in
injuries. According to federal records, since 2006 the company's
incidents caused more than $23 million in property damage and spilled
more than 688,000 gallons of hazardous liquid.

A Plains Pipeline spokesman did not immediately respond to a request for
comment about its regulatory record.

The spill near Refugio State Beach occurred Tuesday on an 11-mile-long
pipeline that is part of a larger oil transport network centered in Kern
County. Authorities say the accident may have released as much as 105,000
gallons of crude oil.


The company said it inspected the pipeline's integrity two weeks ago. But
the results had not come back before the rupture, Darren Palmer, Plains'
district manager, said at a news conference.

Before that inspection, the last review of the line, which can pump up to
6.3 million gallons of oil per day, was in 2012, according to the company.

Workers manually shut down the pipeline Tuesday when they saw
"abnormalities" in the line, said company spokeswoman Karen M. Rugaard.
The leak was confirmed two hours later.

For mo


http://www.latimes.com/local/califor...521-story.html

Pretty low profit margin. Maybe too much money going to union pipe
workers, who are not doing a good job. What would you do if you were
running the company?



Well, BillyBoy, we know polluting the environment is not an important
issue to people like you, but perhaps...

1. We can dismiss those "low profit margins" as just another example of
corporate book cooking.

2. We can insist, somehow, that the company's execs take fewer trips to
Cabo for "meetings."

3. We can impose and enforce stiffer penalties, including criminal
prosecution, for certain environmental disasters.

Here's a hint for you, BillyBoy: if the line workers are not doing their
jobs properly, it is completely and entirely the fault of management.


Tom Nofinger May 24th 15 01:40 PM

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On Thursday, May 21, 2015 at 5:55:51 PM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry, I guess I'm a "rightie Christian fundie" who holds a journeymans
card. By all standards I am a journeyman bottle maker through GBBA local
#71. I did go through the 2 year 4000 hr. Training program and qualified in good standing.

?:^ )


Sorry, never considered you one of the hate-filled righties who pollute
this newsgroup. One of my friends, now deceased, was a union bottle maker..

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Sorry Krause, but no one here has accepted you for being anything less than the bacteria on humanity that you are.

Keyser Söze May 24th 15 02:10 PM

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On 5/24/15 6:38 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 23 May 2015 17:06:12 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:


Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer), you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out doing the dangerous fighting.


Is that what you experienced while in the Canadian Army, Don?



Another day, and another day in which Soldier Boy Johnny starts off with
his usual low IQ snarkiness...

Well, he's old and creaky. Perhaps this will be his last Memorial Day
weekend.

Justan Olphart May 24th 15 02:15 PM

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On 5/24/2015 12:31 AM, Username wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 5/23/15 8:06 PM, True North wrote:

Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer),
you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out
doing the dangerous fighting.


Is the term "frag" known in Canada? It is a word to describe killing
one's own officer. I'll bet Herring was a candidate for "fragging."



Really?


I'll bet Krause has been shot at more times than Herring.

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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart May 24th 15 02:18 PM

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On 5/24/2015 6:38 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 23 May 2015 17:06:12 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:


Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer), you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out doing the dangerous fighting.


Is that what you experienced while in the Canadian Army, Don?


Don was in the same army as Krause. I'll bet they were bunk mates.

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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart May 24th 15 02:23 PM

Why would boaters care about...
 
On 5/24/2015 9:10 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 5/24/15 6:38 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 23 May 2015 17:06:12 -0700 (PDT), True North
wrote:


Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer),
you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out
doing the dangerous fighting.


Is that what you experienced while in the Canadian Army, Don?



Another day, and another day in which Soldier Boy Johnny starts off with
his usual low IQ snarkiness...

Well, he's old and creaky. Perhaps this will be his last Memorial Day
weekend.


Speaking of creaky. Are you still ambulatory with your history of
osteopenia and bone fractures? Had any corn on the cob lately? (tough
to do with those loose front teeth of yours)

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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."




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