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County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Volunteers search for old Civil War planes
Meeting on open meetings is closed
Ten commandments: Supreme Court says some okay, some not
Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
DOE to do NEPA's EIS on BNFL's AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
Flu York City
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Headless body in topless bar
Diana was still alive hours before she died
Miracle cure kills fifth patient
Authorities pursue man running with scissors
Oh hail no
Students cook and serve grandparents
Close look at dating finds men choose attractive women
Rally against apathy draws small crowd
The liar, the witch, and the wardrobe
Man with 8 DUIs blames drinking problem
Kiss your asteroid goodbye

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