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Keyser Söze February 20th 15 12:06 AM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/19/15 7:03 PM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 18:50:46 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/19/15 5:27 PM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 17:20:28 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.

Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


This isn't the place to discuss my involvement with the free trade
movement in Cuba or my interest in an NGO that helps those in third
world countries build sustainable communities and provide for potable
water. I'm not going to discuss my marketing accounts here. That leaves
an innocuous hobby or two to discuss. That's all you get. Oh, I'm also
involved in an internet chess league and a Scrabble tourney that's been
going on for about 23 years.

Does your back ever get sore?


Sorry, John, but I require my brain to stay engaged and working. Flying
toy planes doesn't do that for me.


You failed to answer the question.



You're not in charge here, Colonel Klink.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Califbill February 20th 15 01:48 AM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.


Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


Well, this isn't a venue where I'd discuss anything of real significance
to me. Too many snarky assholes.



And you are the leader.

Califbill February 20th 15 01:48 AM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.


Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


This isn't the place to discuss my involvement with the free trade
movement in Cuba or my interest in an NGO that helps those in third world
countries build sustainable communities and provide for potable water.
I'm not going to discuss my marketing accounts here. That leaves an
innocuous hobby or two to discuss. That's all you get. Oh, I'm also
involved in an internet chess league and a Scrabble tourney that's been
going on for about 23 years.



Where are your boat pictures?

Keyser Söze February 20th 15 02:35 AM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/19/15 8:48 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.

Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


This isn't the place to discuss my involvement with the free trade
movement in Cuba or my interest in an NGO that helps those in third world
countries build sustainable communities and provide for potable water.
I'm not going to discuss my marketing accounts here. That leaves an
innocuous hobby or two to discuss. That's all you get. Oh, I'm also
involved in an internet chess league and a Scrabble tourney that's been
going on for about 23 years.



Where are your boat pictures?

in a few places...

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Keyser Söze February 20th 15 02:37 AM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/19/15 8:48 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.

Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


Well, this isn't a venue where I'd discuss anything of real significance
to me. Too many snarky assholes.



And you are the leader.


Hardly. Aside from Slammer, whose politics are unknown to me, the snarky
assholes are righties. Not likely I'd be the leader.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Keyser Söze February 20th 15 01:12 PM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/19/15 11:12 PM, wrote:
avior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.

Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


This isn't the place to discuss my involvement with the free trade
movement in Cuba or my interest in an NGO that helps those in third
world countries build sustainable communities and provide for potable
water. I'm not going to discuss my marketing accounts here.



Isn't writing ad copy for groups like this your job?


No, Greg, it isn't. And I don't write jingles for them, either.


That leaves
an innocuous hobby or two to discuss. That's all you get. Oh, I'm also
involved in an internet chess league and a Scrabble tourney that's been
going on for about 23 years.


Oh OK you play games on the internet. That's a hobby.

I think I would rather build things. Many years from now people can
say "Greg built that". I doubt getting an "X" and a "Q" on a triple
word score square will go down in history.


That's fine for you, and if you were designing/building bridges,
airports, hospitals, et cetera, I'd be in awe. Many years from now, the
second owners of your house probably will tear down the pool bar. :)


--
Proud to be a Liberal.

KC February 22nd 15 03:23 PM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/18/2015 4:27 PM, jps wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 14:30:08 -0500, Stick Left-Steer Left
wrote:

On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 11:19:51 -0800, jps wrote:

On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 13:34:06 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/18/15 1:20 PM, jps wrote:
Law enforcement officials in Michigan said that they learned this week
that an elected Republican official who had recently shot herself to
death had been adjusting her bra holster when the accident occurred.

Earlier this year, St. Joseph Public Safety officers reported that
55-year-old Christina Bond had died on New Years Day from what
appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her eye.

Although the full autopsy had not been completed, officials released
new details on Wednesday.

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to
fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and
accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety Director
Mark Clapp said.

According to an obituary published by Florin Funeral Service, Bond
joined the U.S. Navy out of high school, and served two terms as an
active Military Police. She was an administrator for the Road to Life
Church, and an “active member of the Christian Motorcycle
Association.”

The obituary described Bond as being “on FIRE for the LORD.”


Fired herself from life.



She was "looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon." If
she could fire a gun simply by looking at it, she didn't really need a
gun to defend herself. :)

She was clearly a very capable person. But it's clear that the more
time you spend with a weapon and the more you handle it, the more
likely you'll be bitten by the odds of a mishap.

Very astute observation. Reckon that's true of driving a car, flying, skiing,
boating, and on and on. Life is a dangerous occupation, and we all lose.


Fortunately, all those other items provide something other than a
quick death in their use.

And please don't start with all the crimes thwarted. They've long
been debunked as frighteningly overblown false positives.

Plus, the variety of mishaps that occur with those other items are far
less likely to be deadly than those that occur with a gun.


Bull****, conjecture, bull****...

KC February 22nd 15 03:28 PM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/19/2015 5:27 PM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 17:20:28 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/19/15 4:16 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:07:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 2:34 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/19/15 1:31 PM,
wrote:

Yell us again about your gun harry. It seems to be your only interest
beyond working.


I don't discuss my work or most of my non-work interests here in
rec.boats. What's the point?

Then why all of the gun stories? It is ironic that you seem to be the
most committed gun nut here and you are arguing how dangerous they
are. Considering the one you brag about the most was designed as an
implement of war to kill as many people as possible in the shortest
amount of time, your rage against the gun seems disingenuous at best.


My recognition and appreciation of the fact that firearms are inherently
dangerous qualifies me as a gun owner and hobbyist, n'est-ce pas?

I'm hardly a gun nut. I believe the current interpretation of the 2nd
Amendment grossly and incorrectly states the position of the founders on
firearms. I think all firearms should be registered, that all sales
should have a paper trail, that all gun owners be qualified by mandatory
training, that all firearms should be kept away from minors. I suggest
that those who believe otherwise are the gun nuts. You, Herring, and
Wayne are the gun nuts.

I do own an AR-15 and aside from the fact it doesn't have an autofire
mode, it is pretty much the same as many that have been issued to
military personnel. I have disassembled the rifle down to the smallest
pin and spring, replaced some parts and reassembled it properly. I do
not strap it on and walk down the streets with it, nor would I wear it
into Target or a fast food restaurant. When I am not using it, it lives
in a safe. When I take it out of the safe, it is either to modify
something or to take it to the range. Hardly the behavior of a gun nut.

Oh, and if a kid takes a parent's gun to school and shoots people, I
think the kid's parents should face criminal penalties.

Hardly the position of a gun nut.

So, once again, you are wrong.

Un Huh.

You are certainly working overtime to rationalize your obsession with
your guns. Other than ad hominem attacks on other posters, it is the
only thing you talk about.


This isn't the place to discuss my involvement with the free trade
movement in Cuba or my interest in an NGO that helps those in third
world countries build sustainable communities and provide for potable
water. I'm not going to discuss my marketing accounts here. That leaves
an innocuous hobby or two to discuss. That's all you get. Oh, I'm also
involved in an internet chess league and a Scrabble tourney that's been
going on for about 23 years.


Does your back ever get sore?


Come on, his stories get better and better all the time... and I am not
going to discuss the puppies I saved from murderous banker who were
going to disembowel them and use their coats for clothing, or the babies
I saved from being taken away by aliens because my good charity work and
cool possessions are something I would never brag about, or make up, lol!

Keyser Söze February 22nd 15 03:29 PM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/22/15 10:23 AM, KC wrote:
On 2/18/2015 4:27 PM, jps wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 14:30:08 -0500, Stick Left-Steer Left
wrote:

On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 11:19:51 -0800, jps wrote:

On Wed, 18 Feb 2015 13:34:06 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/18/15 1:20 PM, jps wrote:
Law enforcement officials in Michigan said that they learned this
week
that an elected Republican official who had recently shot herself to
death had been adjusting her bra holster when the accident occurred.

Earlier this year, St. Joseph Public Safety officers reported that
55-year-old Christina Bond had died on New Years Day from what
appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her eye.

Although the full autopsy had not been completed, officials released
new details on Wednesday.

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to
fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and
accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety
Director
Mark Clapp said.

According to an obituary published by Florin Funeral Service, Bond
joined the U.S. Navy out of high school, and served two terms as an
active Military Police. She was an administrator for the Road to Life
Church, and an “active member of the Christian Motorcycle
Association.”

The obituary described Bond as being “on FIRE for the LORD.”


Fired herself from life.



She was "looking down at it and accidentally discharged the
weapon." If
she could fire a gun simply by looking at it, she didn't really need a
gun to defend herself. :)

She was clearly a very capable person. But it's clear that the more
time you spend with a weapon and the more you handle it, the more
likely you'll be bitten by the odds of a mishap.

Very astute observation. Reckon that's true of driving a car, flying,
skiing,
boating, and on and on. Life is a dangerous occupation, and we all lose.


Fortunately, all those other items provide something other than a
quick death in their use.

And please don't start with all the crimes thwarted. They've long
been debunked as frighteningly overblown false positives.

Plus, the variety of mishaps that occur with those other items are far
less likely to be deadly than those that occur with a gun.


Bull****, conjecture, bull****...



It's nice to have a graduate-level statistician like Connecticut Scotty
in the newsgroup. Amazing that he has all that math absorbed and can run
a top-notch motorbike racing team.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Keyser Söze February 22nd 15 03:30 PM

On Fire for the Lord!
 
On 2/22/15 10:28 AM, KC wrote:

Come on, his stories get better and better all the time... and I am not
going to discuss the puppies I saved from murderous banker who were
going to disembowel them and use their coats for clothing, or the babies
I saved from being taken away by aliens because my good charity work and
cool possessions are something I would never brag about, or make up, lol!



How's the motorbike racing team shaping up for 2015?

--
Proud to be a Liberal.


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