I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at the local pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of
guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in
town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was
Sue) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see
that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the
package and asked if I... knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store
to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked
me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom
on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much
time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her with a
huge grin on my face.....

Then she beat the **** out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.



(No, this is *not* a True Life Adventure. I was younger and knew where
to wear it. )

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Proud to be a Liberal.