I hope you don't mind the nickname 'Toad'. Using the 'F' word all the
time wasn't very nice. I don't know why anyone would call themselves
something starting with the 'F' word anyway.
Using 'T' for 'Toodle' is much more appropriate, don't you think?
"Toodle Off and Die" sounds nice...has a ring. Doncha think?
And all the upper case letters and asterisks is just, well,
pretentious. Doncha think?
It's like something a narcissist would do.
Besides, there's always the physical resemblance to consider. Just
remember to keep that smile on your face!