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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night, with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your 'hood.



Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to think you
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.



Paranoid.
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On 10/28/2014 11:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night, with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your 'hood.


Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to think
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.



Paranoid.


Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?
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On 10/28/2014 11:21 PM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop
door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus
the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking
device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored
in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed
to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns
are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying
one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the
middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring
the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around
from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night,
with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your
neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the
violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your
'hood.


Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to think
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my
hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's
motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.



Paranoid.


Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


Apparently me
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On 10/28/14 11:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:21 PM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop
door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus
the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking
device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored
in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed
to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns
are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying
one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the
middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring
the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around
from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night,
with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your
neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the
violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your
'hood.


Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to
think
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my
hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from
Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's
motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.


Paranoid.


Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


Apparently me



I do indeed keep a weather eye out for you, little ****. You're an
ill-tempered failure with nothing to lose, and you threaten violence.
You've made threats against several posters here over the years.

--
“There’s more idleness and abuse of government favors among the
economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged.” -
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On 10/29/2014 7:24 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 11:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:21 PM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop
door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus
the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking
device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored
in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed
to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the
firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns
are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your
hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying
one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the
middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring
the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around
from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night,
with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your
neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the
violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your
'hood.


Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to
think
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my
hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from
Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's
motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.


Paranoid.


Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


Apparently me



I do indeed keep a weather eye out for you, little ****. You're an
ill-tempered failure with nothing to lose, and you threaten violence.
You've made threats against several posters here over the years.

Can't you tell the difference between idle threats and the real deal?


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On Wed, 29 Oct 2014 07:44:35 -0400, Harrold wrote:

Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?

Apparently me



I do indeed keep a weather eye out for you, little ****. You're an
ill-tempered failure with nothing to lose, and you threaten violence.
You've made threats against several posters here over the years.

Can't you tell the difference between idle threats and the real deal?


===

The real deal is what he's really worried about. It's out there.
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On 10/29/14 6:18 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 29 Oct 2014 07:44:35 -0400, Harrold wrote:

Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?

Apparently me


I do indeed keep a weather eye out for you, little ****. You're an
ill-tempered failure with nothing to lose, and you threaten violence.
You've made threats against several posters here over the years.

Can't you tell the difference between idle threats and the real deal?


===

The real deal is what he's really worried about. It's out there.


You planning to come up here and rake my leaves?

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economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged. -
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On 10/28/2014 11:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:21 PM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 11:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 5:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 10/28/14 10:55 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:29 AM, Harrold wrote:
On 10/28/2014 10:09 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/28/2014 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:

John. For years I've had a British .303 right by my shop
door. People
ask why I have a gun there, And my standard reply is" becaus
the U.S.
Constitution says I can" ...



Are you required to have a trigger lock or other locking
device that
disables it?

We do in Massachusetts. By law, all firearms must be stored
in a safe
or have trigger or chamber locks installed. Ammo is supposed
to be
stored elsewhere ... meaning not in the vicinity of the firearm.

My shotgun and Ruger 10/22 have locks on them. The handguns
are loaded
but kept in a safe.

Best keep your safe open, lest you need quick access to your hand
cannons ;-)


I keep them all in the safe during the day (unless I am carrying
one
which is rare).

At night I keep one of them within easy reach from my bed.

I think I told the story of hunting down "Fudge" recently in the
middle
of the night. Goofy dog got out of the garage and was exploring
the
house at 2am. Sounded for sure that someone was moving around
from room
to room.


These days, I keep an unloaded .357 revolver close by at night,
with a
5Star Speedloader with six rounds of Hornady Defense Ammo nearby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO6Dm_PNJM



.357 MAG ammo is... *loud* !




You must live in a crappy neighborhood.



I'm sure the .357 MAG rounds would be just as noisy in your
neighborhood.

Oh, you think I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I suspect the
violent
crime rate in this part of our county is lower than it is in your
'hood.


Said nothing about the sound. You must live in a crappy hood, to
think
need a firearm handy at night. We have little violent crime in my
hood.
Mostly white collar criminal.



You just never know when a little **** with a big mouth from
Connecticut
(or his full-patch motorcycle gang buddy) will jump on a kid's
motorbike,
drive down here, and bust his way through the door. If that happens, I
want to be ready and able to greet him properly.


Paranoid.


Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


Apparently me


Maybe. He was scared enough to call the cops on you.
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:21:29 -0400, Harrold wrote:

Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


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That's easy, he's afraid of the past. Did you ever see the episode of
the Sopranos where Tony is in a small town in Maine and runs into a
mob informer who is now in the witness protection program? It's not
pretty. I don't think Harry is in the WPP but there are still things
that can go bump in the night, even if you've lived an otherwise
exemplary life like he has.
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On 10/29/14 5:55 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:21:29 -0400, Harrold wrote:

Alarms, booby traps, security lighting, security cameras, guns behind
the double deadbolted steel doors. Nah, he's not paranoid. All that's
missing is a moat and a gun turret on the roof. What is Krausie so
afraid of?


===

That's easy, he's afraid of the past. Did you ever see the episode of
the Sopranos where Tony is in a small town in Maine and runs into a
mob informer who is now in the witness protection program? It's not
pretty. I don't think Harry is in the WPP but there are still things
that can go bump in the night, even if you've lived an otherwise
exemplary life like he has.



Still got that alarm system on your dock, W'hine? How about the one on
your house for when you are out of town?


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Theres more idleness and abuse of government favors among the
economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged. -
Norman Mailer


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