Once again, for those of you with reading comprehension problems:
"I like Thanksgiving because it gives American workers a day off with
their families which, in this backwards country, is something for which
to be thankful."
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This Halloween, Im dressing up as a Republican to answer the doorbell.
Ill give one rich white kid an entire bag of expensive imported
chocolate and make the other 100 kids split a Tootsie Roll.