A Cabbie Picks Up a Nun

She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't
stop staring at her.

She looks at his cabbie license and sees his name is Don. She asks
Don why are you staring.

He replies, 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that
I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1 - you have to be single and

#2 - you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK,' the nun says, 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK, my name is Harry Krause and I'm going to a
Halloween
party.'
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