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Poquito Loco July 11th 14 06:15 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 08:48:52 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Imagine Johnny showing up at your place with the trailer.
Reminds me of that Chevy Chase movie where the redneck brother in law pulls up and parks on the street in front of the house.


Other than to take pictures of his Maryland red barn, I can think of no reason to grace Harry's
driveway with an Open Range 5th wheel RV.

Oh wait, it's not Harry's barn after all. Maybe he'd let me take pictures of his owls down by the
creek.

Oh wait, those weren't his owls after all. Not even his pictures.

Getting continuously caught in lies must be a bitch, eh Don? Is that why you feel so sorry for the
guy that you have to make inane comments to 'support' him?

F*O*A*D July 11th 14 06:19 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/14, 1:04 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/11/14, 11:48 AM, True North wrote:
Imagine Johnny showing up at your place with the trailer.
Reminds me of that Chevy Chase movie where the redneck brother in law
pulls up and parks on the street in front of the house.


Herring wouldn't like our street. We have some folks in the neighborhood with dark skin.



That why you keep all those large caliber firearms?


I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

True North[_2_] July 11th 14 06:33 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
What are you whining about Johnny?
I compared you to well known movie star, Randy Quaid.
I'd think y'all would be grateful.

Poquito Loco July 11th 14 07:35 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:33:50 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

What are you whining about Johnny?
I compared you to well known movie star, Randy Quaid.
I'd think y'all would be grateful.


Whining? Did you see some 'whining' there?

I asked you a question. That's not 'whining'.

F*O*A*D July 11th 14 08:04 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/14, 2:44 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:19:28 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.


I thought you had a .45

How "large" do you think it has to be?


You apparently missed the sentence beginning "The ones I do *shoot* ..."
that followed the sentence "I don't *shoot* any "large caliber" firearms."

Shotguns, of course, are excluded.

..357 MAG is not a large caliber. Its bullet is barely larger in diameter
than a 9mm bullet. Picked up my lever action rifle yesterday, BTW.

--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

Poquito Loco July 11th 14 08:58 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:47:05 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:04:24 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/11/14, 2:44 PM,
wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:19:28 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

I thought you had a .45

How "large" do you think it has to be?


You apparently missed the sentence beginning "The ones I do *shoot* ..."
that followed the sentence "I don't *shoot* any "large caliber" firearms."

Shotguns, of course, are excluded.

.357 MAG is not a large caliber. Its bullet is barely larger in diameter
than a 9mm bullet. Picked up my lever action rifle yesterday, BTW.


What happened to the .45LC?

You seem to buy and sell guns at a pace that is hard to keep up with.
Maybe you should get an FFL.

I have only bought one gun since 1994 and I have never sold or given
one away.


He seems to sell a lot, just to keep on the 'good side' of the anti-gun nuts.

F*O*A*D July 11th 14 09:04 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/14, 3:47 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:04:24 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/11/14, 2:44 PM,
wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:19:28 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

I thought you had a .45

How "large" do you think it has to be?


You apparently missed the sentence beginning "The ones I do *shoot* ..."
that followed the sentence "I don't *shoot* any "large caliber" firearms."

Shotguns, of course, are excluded.

.357 MAG is not a large caliber. Its bullet is barely larger in diameter
than a 9mm bullet. Picked up my lever action rifle yesterday, BTW.


What happened to the .45LC?

You seem to buy and sell guns at a pace that is hard to keep up with.
Maybe you should get an FFL.

I have only bought one gun since 1994 and I have never sold or given
one away.


I have a pair of revolvers in Colt .45. They have only been fired a
couple of times at the factory to assure they were working properly.
They live in a box in a safe. I take them out a couple of times a year
to give them a D&C, which of course is not necessary, and to put a very
light coat of gun oil on their innards to prevent
corrosion/rust/nasties. I wear surgical gloves when I do this. Purple.

I do sell guns I tire of and I use the proceeds to buy new guns. At the
moment, the only handgun I actually use is a Ruger GP 100, and the only
rifle I have is the new lever gun, which I've only fired a few times,
both in the same zombie-killer caliber.








--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

F*O*A*D July 11th 14 09:12 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/14, 3:58 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:47:05 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:04:24 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/11/14, 2:44 PM,
wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:19:28 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

I thought you had a .45

How "large" do you think it has to be?


You apparently missed the sentence beginning "The ones I do *shoot* ..."
that followed the sentence "I don't *shoot* any "large caliber" firearms."

Shotguns, of course, are excluded.

.357 MAG is not a large caliber. Its bullet is barely larger in diameter
than a 9mm bullet. Picked up my lever action rifle yesterday, BTW.


What happened to the .45LC?

You seem to buy and sell guns at a pace that is hard to keep up with.
Maybe you should get an FFL.

I have only bought one gun since 1994 and I have never sold or given
one away.


He seems to sell a lot, just to keep on the 'good side' of the anti-gun nuts.



Your utter stupidity, I am sure, contributed significantly to our losses
in Vietnam and to the failures of the high school students you were
supposed to be teaching in Virginia.

--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

KC July 11th 14 11:07 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/2014 3:58 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:47:05 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:04:24 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/11/14, 2:44 PM,
wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:19:28 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

I thought you had a .45

How "large" do you think it has to be?


You apparently missed the sentence beginning "The ones I do *shoot* ..."
that followed the sentence "I don't *shoot* any "large caliber" firearms."

Shotguns, of course, are excluded.

.357 MAG is not a large caliber. Its bullet is barely larger in diameter
than a 9mm bullet. Picked up my lever action rifle yesterday, BTW.


What happened to the .45LC?

You seem to buy and sell guns at a pace that is hard to keep up with.
Maybe you should get an FFL.

I have only bought one gun since 1994 and I have never sold or given
one away.


He seems to sell a lot, just to keep on the 'good side' of the anti-gun nuts.


Almost like he's making it all up as he goes along huh?

H*a*r*r*o*l*d July 11th 14 11:12 PM

To haul a real boat you need a real truck
 
On 7/11/2014 12:19 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/11/14, 1:04 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/11/14, 11:48 AM, True North wrote:
Imagine Johnny showing up at your place with the trailer.
Reminds me of that Chevy Chase movie where the redneck brother in law
pulls up and parks on the street in front of the house.


Herring wouldn't like our street. We have some folks in the
neighborhood with dark skin.



That why you keep all those large caliber firearms?


I don't shoot any "large caliber" firearms. The ones I do shoot are for
inanimate targets and right-wing zombies, of course.

357 magnum and 45 are not target rounds unless your target has flesh and
blood.

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson


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