Two Maryland farmers, Harry and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Harry turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.

Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to
the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up
for four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Harry says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic
tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Harry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how
he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?

Jim says, "Well. . . . I'll give ya an example. Do you have a
weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a racist queer..."

On 6/24/14, 12:01 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:


"Then you're a racist queer..."

Please. Find *another* hobby.


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On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 12:07:34 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 12:01:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

Two Maryland farmers, Harry and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Harry turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.

Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to
the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up
for four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Harry says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic
tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Harry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how
he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?

Jim says, "Well. . . . I'll give ya an example. Do you have a
weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a racist queer..."


I have 2 weed eaters

I have a wife and an Ex with my other house.
This logic **** works!

LOL!

I not only have a weedeater but also chainsaws and a tractor with a bush hog. Now where's the logic in that!?!

On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 09:29:23 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

I not only have a weedeater but also chainsaws and a tractor with a bush hog. Now where's the logic in that!?!

Have you switched to Mormonism?

On 6/24/14, 12:29 PM, Tim wrote:
I not only have a weedeater but also chainsaws and a tractor with a bush hog. Now where's the logic in that!?!


How many chainsaws do you have? I have but one, and it's low mileage,
because it scares me to use it. I do use it, but man oh man...high anxiety.

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Harry. I have 6 chainsaws I use. My smallest is a Stihl 0/17 with a 12" bar it's light and does a great job on limbs etc. a poulan with an 18" bar and that's the saw I use the most but odd enough it's also the saw I love to hate. Then a shendaiwa 345 w/12" . It's light and dependable but not very powerful. Then an Echo with a 20" heavy bar which is a good log saw. Now my sweetheart is the Makita (dolmar) i4000 equipped with a 24" roller bar . It s a great all around saw. I use it and the poulan "wood shark" the most. But I also have a man eating Stihl 051AV from the mid- 70's. It's got the 33" roller tip bar and I use it to slice up fallen oaks up to 5 ft. in diameter. I look at chainsaws like I do my firearms and credit cards. Use them if you need to, but give them respect.

On 6/25/14, 11:36 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry. I have 6 chainsaws I use. My smallest is a Stihl 0/17 with a 12" bar it's light and does a great job on limbs etc. a poulan with an 18" bar and that's the saw I use the most but odd enough it's also the saw I love to hate. Then a shendaiwa 345 w/12" . It's light and dependable but not very powerful. Then an Echo with a 20" heavy bar which is a good log saw. Now my sweetheart is the Makita (dolmar) i4000 equipped with a 24" roller bar . It s a great all around saw. I use it and the poulan "wood shark" the most. But I also have a man eating Stihl 051AV from the mid- 70's. It's got the 33" roller tip bar and I use it to slice up fallen oaks up to 5 ft. in diameter. I look at chainsaws like I do my firearms and credit cards. Use them if you need to, but give them respect.


I'm the same way with my one and only chainsaw...cautious and
respectful, and I really think about cuts before I make them.

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On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 13:13:44 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 12:50:55 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

How many chainsaws do you have? I have but one, and it's low mileage,
because it scares me to use it. I do use it, but man oh man...high anxiety.


I guess you don't go up a tree with it then ;-)

Maybe an electric is what you need. These days they are pretty good,
no gas to fool with and they start every time. I use mine for little
jobs and crank up the gas saw if I am getting serious.


I've got one of each, but since getting the electric, the gas one just sits. I do like that Makita!

On Tuesday, June 24, 2014 1:19:40 PM UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 13:13:44 -0400, wrote:



On Tue, 24 Jun 2014 12:50:55 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:



How many chainsaws do you have? I have but one, and it's low mileage,

because it scares me to use it. I do use it, but man oh man...high anxiety.





I guess you don't go up a tree with it then ;-)



Maybe an electric is what you need. These days they are pretty good,

no gas to fool with and they start every time. I use mine for little

jobs and crank up the gas saw if I am getting serious.





I've got one of each, but since getting the electric, the gas one just sits. I do like that Makita!

For serious work I like my Stihl. For little jobs the cordless demolition saw with an aggressive wood blade made for cutting limbs works great.