Two Maryland farmers, Harry and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Harry turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.

Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to
the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up
for four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Harry says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic
tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Harry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how
he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?

Jim says, "Well. . . . I'll give ya an example. Do you have a
weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a racist queer..."