Krause's pappy was a strummer with the mummers.
Slammer strums his 4 string at certain events.
Both their mothers must be rolling in their graves at the thought of
what their loins produced.
Krause wears a polyester suit on occasion.
Slammer wears a polyester shirt at gigs.
Both Krause and Slammer have mouths on them that would embarrass a
longshoreman.
Both are extremely opinionated.
Both think the gubmint can't do enough for them.
We're not sure if either of them has a boat anymore.

Quiz:

1 could they be brothers with different mothers?
2 Will one or both of them hurl insults at me for posting this?
3 Multiple choice:
Which statement is most correct?
A Harry will feel insulted
B Slammer will feel insulted
C They will both love the attention given them
D One of them would be proud to be the other's brother
E All the above
F None of the above
G some of the above

Thank you for your participation.
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