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H*a*r*r*o*l*d June 2nd 14 02:04 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
Krause's pappy was a strummer with the mummers.
Slammer strums his 4 string at certain events.
Both their mothers must be rolling in their graves at the thought of
what their loins produced.
Krause wears a polyester suit on occasion.
Slammer wears a polyester shirt at gigs.
Both Krause and Slammer have mouths on them that would embarrass a
longshoreman.
Both are extremely opinionated.
Both think the gubmint can't do enough for them.
We're not sure if either of them has a boat anymore.

Quiz:

1 could they be brothers with different mothers?
2 Will one or both of them hurl insults at me for posting this?
3 Multiple choice:
Which statement is most correct?
A Harry will feel insulted
B Slammer will feel insulted
C They will both love the attention given them
D One of them would be proud to be the other's brother
E All the above
F None of the above
G some of the above

Thank you for your participation.
The results will be sent to Dr. Dr. for grading and analysis.


True North[_2_] June 2nd 14 04:03 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.
I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.

H*a*r*r*o*l*d June 2nd 14 04:13 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/2014 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.
I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.

Why would I need or want another boat, Bonnie boy? I already have enough
toys. All paid for.

F*O*A*D June 2nd 14 04:33 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.
I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.



I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems
emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,
and even there he's in over his head.

--
If right-wing assholes could fly,
rec.boats would be an airport!

True North[_2_] June 2nd 14 05:03 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On Monday, 2 June 2014 12:33:08 UTC-3, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:

Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.


I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.








I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems

emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,

and even there he's in over his head.



--

If right-wing assholes could fly,

rec.boats would be an airport!


He sure does have a 'hard on' for you!

True North[_2_] June 2nd 14 05:16 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On Monday, 2 June 2014 13:03:09 UTC-3, True North wrote:
On Monday, 2 June 2014 12:33:08 UTC-3, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:




Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.




I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.
















I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems




emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,




and even there he's in over his head.








--




If right-wing assholes could fly,




rec.boats would be an airport!




He sure does have a 'hard on' for you!


By the way, I see your old 'buddy' Dickson is boasting on the bass guitar group that he's making $50.00 for one hour stints playing for old folks.
Says he has 8 gigs lined up for the month.
Good for him..that $400.00 he'll earn this month is the most he's seen since his Polka gigs last October.
Now, if we can just get his little Mini-Me gainfully employed......

H*a*r*r*o*l*d June 2nd 14 05:17 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/2014 11:33 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these
days.
I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can
find some purpose for your barren boring life.



I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems
emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,
and even there he's in over his head.

I speak truths. You call them insults instead of denying the truth, eh?
I guess that confirms of what I speak.
Again, you need to be cautioned about diagnosing without a license or
even training. Mr loser in a suit.


F*O*A*D June 2nd 14 05:18 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/14, 12:03 PM, True North wrote:
On Monday, 2 June 2014 12:33:08 UTC-3, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:

Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.


I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.








I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems

emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,

and even there he's in over his head.



--

If right-wing assholes could fly,

rec.boats would be an airport!


He sure does have a 'hard on' for you!


It doesn't matter. I don't see 99.99% of his posts, and even if I did,
he's of no consequence...he's just another "anonymous" right-wing
loudmouth with no balls.

--
If right-wing assholes could fly,
rec.boats would be an airport!

H*a*r*r*o*l*d June 2nd 14 05:22 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/2014 12:03 PM, True North wrote:
On Monday, 2 June 2014 12:33:08 UTC-3, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:

Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.


I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.








I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems

emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,

and even there he's in over his head.



--

If right-wing assholes could fly,

rec.boats would be an airport!


He sure does have a 'hard on' for you!

Would it please you if I stopped telling the truth about him?

H*a*r*r*o*l*d June 2nd 14 05:25 PM

Could Slammer and Krause be brothers?
 
On 6/2/2014 12:16 PM, True North wrote:
On Monday, 2 June 2014 13:03:09 UTC-3, True North wrote:
On Monday, 2 June 2014 12:33:08 UTC-3, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 6/2/14, 11:03 AM, True North wrote:




Funny JimmyBoy, but you seem to be the one vying for attention these days.




I recommend that you buy a boat, learn how to use it and maybe you can find some purpose for your barren boring life.
















I don't see very many posts from that cowardly putz, but he seems




emotionally stuck in the 7th grade with his junior high school insults,




and even there he's in over his head.








--




If right-wing assholes could fly,




rec.boats would be an airport!




He sure does have a 'hard on' for you!


By the way, I see your old 'buddy' Dickson is boasting on the bass guitar group that he's making $50.00 for one hour stints playing for old folks.
Says he has 8 gigs lined up for the month.
Good for him..that $400.00 he'll earn this month is the most he's seen since his Polka gigs last October.
Now, if we can just get his little Mini-Me gainfully employed......

Why are you reading a guitar group? Do you play?


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